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Hello, my name is whumper, you piqued my interest, prepare to cry

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thehopelessopus

Friend: So what helps you fall asleep at night?

me: fantasizing about tied-up boys straining to hold in tortured screams while writhing in agony.

Friend: ...what?

me: what?

You know, I've always wanted a whumpee. Now I think I'll have one... ON TOAST!

Winifred Sanderson, probably

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There's whuuuuuump!

Poltergeist, probably

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A League of Their Own: There’s no crying in baseball!

Whumpers:

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I could have been a whumper.

Marlon Brando, probably

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🤗

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justwhumpythings

🎵I'm whumping men. Hallelujah! I'm whumping pretty ass men! Amen! I'm gonna go out & browse the net, to find the perfect victim to whump the shit out of next! I'm whumping men! Hallelujah! I'm whumping men! Every specimen! Stoic, gruff, broken and mean Guarded and tough and strong or just an innocent smolbean (None of them are safe from me!).🎵

Brilliant! 😂

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May the whump be with you.

star wars, probably

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Are you now, or have you ever been a whumper?

Joseph McCarthy, probably

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Please sir, can I have some more whump?

Oliver, probably

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Toss a coin to your whumper, oh Tumblr of plenty.

Jaskier, probably

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Saving people. Whumping things. You know, the family business!

Dean Winchester, probably

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justwhumpythings

Feeling in a big slump, I want a handsome guy to whump. La, la, la, boredom brings me rust, I want his face down in the dust, la la la. Drag him through the mud, cover him in blood, la de la. Wanna make him scream, it'll give me pleasant dreams, lalalalala. Y'know?

Heck yes.

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