wow, i'm impressed

these things were definitely said in the movie totally. submit ur favorites

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Clawhauser: What would you say your biggest flaw is?

Nick: I can be uncooperative.

Clawhauser: Can you give me an example?

Nick: No.

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Finnick and Judy

Finnick: A hug is basically just a public dry-hump.

Judy: I think you’re hugging wrong.

Original: HIMYM.

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Clawhauser: What's it like dating Judy?

Nick: One time when she was pissed at me, I asked her for a glass of water. She brought me a cup full of ice and said "wait."

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Doctor: You have two broken bones in your right arm, and four in your hand.

Nick, on painkillers: That's the side that hurts.

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Finnick: Aww geez! Did a dinosaur just fart?! Clawhauser get a grip! Clawhauser: Sorry guys! *excessive flatulence ensues* Finnick: Ugh! Apology not accepted! Nick: Stop talking, moron. Finnick: I wish I could stop smelling! Nick: Dude! Finnick: Seriously, Clawhauser, did you eat farts for lunch? Judy: FINNICK! CLAWHAUSER IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! Finnick: Ohhh I didn’t know that. Clawhauser, are you okay?

Parks And Recreation

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Bogo: I hope you set those things right, Hopps!

Judy: Me too. There's no way we can get to a safe distance now, and I don't do well in the heat.

Clawhauser: I do!

Bogo: Clawhauser, that rocket's flame is going to be burning at 3,000 degrees!

Clawhauser: That is hot! I better take off my jacket.

(Source: LEGO City Undercover)

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Clawhauser: When you become famous, you're called a legend because your leg ends.

Judy: What?

Clawhauser: Your leg. It ends

Nick: I'm not a linguist, but I'm pretty sure that's not right.

Clawhauser: Are you saying your leg doesn't end?

Nick: I mean, at some point it does, yes.

Clawhauser: THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

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Mr. Big: I suppose you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today.

Judy: Snacks!

Nick: To kill us!

Clawhauser: To kill snacks?!

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Rogue One Premier Night in Zootopia

Nick: That was pretty awesome, right Judy? Judy?

Judy: I am one with the force and the force is with me. I am one with the force and the force is with me. I am one with the force and the force is with me. I am one with the force

Nick: It broke her. Great.

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[It has been a bad day all around for the ZPD. Nick is somewhat discouraged. Judy is trying to be optimistic for the both of them]

Judy: There’s always bad days. We both know there are always bad days. You just have to keep reminding yourself why do this.

Nick(Sighing): Yeah? Why do we do this, Carrots?

Judy(Firmly): Freedom, truth, and justice.

Nick(Dryly): Sure.

Judy(Frowning): I’m serious! That’s what it means to be a police officer! You fight for what’s right, you fight for your citizens, and you fight for the things you believe matter! 

[Chief Bogo passes by the pair on the way to his office. Judy follows and darts in front of him, dragging Nick along with her]

Judy(Earnestly): Chief, you believe in freedom, truth, and justice, don’t you?

Chief Bogo(Coming to a halt): I believe I’d like a donut.

[Nick gives a small snort. Judy looks taken aback]

Judy(A little offended): Given the circumstances sir, I think we should set our sights a little higher than-

Chief Bogo(Exhaustedly): Yes, we could. But.. well, Hopps, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure whatever happens we won’t have found freedom, there won’t be a whole lot of justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a donut.

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Finnick: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for being "bummed out?"

Nick: Finnick, you ignorant slut.

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Judy: [muttering to herself as she fills out her ZPD application] "Team players wanted"? Oh-ho, I'm such a good team player, I make all the other team players look like garbage...! (source is Bojack Horseman)

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What are you gonna do, stab me?

Finnick, four seconds before being stabbed

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Bogo: You have got to be the most immature police officers I have ever met.

Nick: Your face is immature.

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“You’re like this giant jackass piñata, begging for someone to beat the candy out of you!”

-Finnick to Nick

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My liver was beautiful thirty years ago. *Begins chugging vodka*

Nick Wilde probably

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You do not want me. I am full of scotch, and bitterness, and impure thoughts.

Nick Wilde, having been locked in a room with a savage lion