You act like you’re expendable but you’re wrong

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Chim: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Buck: Weight loss? Drink water.

Hen: Clear skin? Drink water.

Eddie: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Eddie: Do you love me?

Buck: So much. Why?

Eddie: Just checking. It seems like you want me to die.

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Eddie: What's your morning routine like?

Buck: Existensial despair, then I always remember to use some lip balm.

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Buck: Hey, can we do a bit of roleplay?

Eddie: Y'know what? Sure. How about you pretend to tell me how your day went, and I pretend to care?

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Eddie: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Buck: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Eddie: Looked up my symptoms on WebMD and it turns out I have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations.

Buck: ...?

Eddie: Okay, fine. It was a hereditary mental illness. I just wanted to sound cool so I made something up. Are you mad at me?

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Buck : Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Eddie: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Buck : He was probably just staring at my ass,huh

Hen : Yeah, probably.

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Buck : *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Eddie : Like its slips on and off really easily.

Buck :

Eddie : No, I didn't mean it like that-

Albert: We know what you meant.

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Maddie: Eddie , that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.

Buck : Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Eddie : Oh yeah? *gets really close to Buck * How about a muffin on the house baby?

Buck , giggling: I’m pretty.

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*Eddie and Buck flirting with each other yet again*

Maddie: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Eddie : 100%.

Buck : Of course not! Why would you think that?

Maddie: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Buck . I fucking wonder.

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Maddie: Hey, what have you two been doing?

Chim: we were helping Eddie with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of his house for making it inappropriate.

Ravi: How is “Nice ass, Buck ” inappropriate?

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Buck : Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Eddie and I are dating.

Eddie , Maddie, Christopher, and Chim: *gasp*

Buck : Eddie , why are you surprised?!

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Buck : We should be partners.

Eddie : You mean like, partners in crime?

Buck : Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Buck : Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Eddie : *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Buck : The fourth sentence-

Eddie : Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Buck : It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Eddie : That's ridiculous, Buck doesn't have a crush on me.

Hen: Yes he does

Chim: Yes he does

Buck : Yes I do.

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Hen: Who would you swipe right for? Eddie or Buck ?

Chim: I would delete the app.

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Eddie : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Buck : ...Have you never taken a shower before?