2jin incorrect quotes

Heejin and Hyunjin: We're two halves of a whole idiot!

[pukicho]

My cat says meow and also they say mew btw.

[loonaspeaks]

Heejin: You know it would be nice if we acted like a nice normal family for once.

Hyunjin: For how long?

Heejin: At least ten minutes.

Jinsoul: Three. Take it or leave it.

[incorrect2jin]

Heejin, exhausted and struggling to stand: You don't need to carry me home on your back, I'm heavy.

Hyunjin: But I want to.

Heejin: I don't. Do whatever you want, just don't carry me on your back.

Hyunjin: Alright. [lifts Heejin up in a bridal carry]

Heejin, blushing: No--

[incorrect2jin]

Hyunjin: I held the door open for Heejin and she said "thank you".

Hyunjin: I tried to say "you're welcome" or "not a problem" but my mouth said "you're a problem".

[incorrect2jin]

[incorrect2jin]

Heejin: How do you feel about children?

Hyunjin: Uh, they’re okay I guess? I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it

Heejin: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Hyunjin: I just said I wouldn’t

[incorrect-idarui-sonyeo]

Hyunjin: Wanna get the mushroom soup?

Heejin: I’m allergic.

Hyunjin: Oh, how about the pepperoni pizza?

Heejin: I’m vegan.

Hyunjin: SO ARE WE GONNA EAT THE BUSHES OUT FRONT WHAT DO YOU WANT

[loonaspeaks]

Haseul: Why do you let Hyunjin be so mean to you?

Heejin: I like a girl that makes me feel alive, but lets me know it might not be for long.

[incorrect2jin]

Heejin: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the "B" out of our bromance

Hyunjin, on one knee, proposing: I mean I guess

[incorrect2jin]

Hyunjin: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir

Baker: What?

Heejin: Ignore her

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Heejin: Why are you being so nice to me?

Hyunjin: I need your help.

Heejin: I thought you were gonna say because you love me but okay.

[incorrect2jin]

Heejin, to Hyunjin: You should cuddle me for one very big reason

Heejin: Please

[thebootydiaries]

bro is my fannypack ruining my fit , be honest

[happyclam17]

nah bro. u good bro

[thebootydiaries]

love u bro u complete my world,

[incorrect2jin]

Hyunjin, to Heejin: Sorry I called you an idiot earlier, I was flirting with you

Heejin: 

Heejin: That insult… was meant to be flirting? 

Hyunjin: Look I get nervous easily okay?

[incorrect2jin]

Chuu: When I found Yves it was like an angelic choir sang down from heaven

Hyunjin: And when I found Heejin she was wandering outside a walmart at 2am

[jisungsuglygf-deactivated202102]

heejin: we’re perfect for each other.

hyunjin: why do you say that?

heejin: i’m a dog person.

hyunjin: are you calling me a dog?

heejin: you barked at me when i stole one of your fries.

[incorrect2jin]

Heejin, to Haseul: I told Hyunjin her ears turn red when she lies, and now I can always tell if she's lying

Haseul: What? How?

Heejin: Here, watch this

Heejin: Hey, Hyun! Do you love me?

Hyunjin, putting her hands over her ears: No