TRAINEE A

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Sangwon: sup guys, i heard  there’s a new art exhibition in town

Jihoon: oh? where?

Sangwon: in my room. you can stare at me

Sangwon: entrance is free ;)

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JJ: james wake up

James: what is it?

JJ: when butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomach?

James: JJ shut up

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Yorch: “fra-gee-lay”... it must be Italian!

Woochan: I think it says “fragile”

Yorch: oh, yeah

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James: hey, guys do you want a tarot card reading?

Leo: those are pokemon cards

James: you got a bidoof. it means fuck you

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Jihoon: truth or dare

Leo: dare

Jihoon: drink 100 cups of coffee in a minute

Leo: that’s not a dare, that’s Monday

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Interviewer: what is your secret to always staying down-to-earth?

Woochan: well, i mean....

Woochan: gravity.

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[Trainee A group chat]

Yorch: *sends a picture*

Yorch: why does Sangwon have two fans

Jihoon: people bully him:((

Jihoon: he used to be more popular

Yorch: I MEANT IN THE PIC

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JJ: *hits his hand on a table*

JJ: ow! my armkle!!

Leo: your what?

James: he means his wrist

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Yorch: i wish i could have subtitles in real life because i really can’t hear anything anyone is saying to me

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kidnapper: we have one of your youngest members

Yorch: you have JIHOON?!

kidnapper: no

Yorch: oh. you have JJ, good luck with that

kidnapper: 

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James first hour of watching baking shows: wow these people are so talented

James 23rd hour: i don't care how good her fondant is if kathy doesn’t add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off

Yorch: James you have never baked a day in your LIFE

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James: come on

JJ: where are we going

James: werewolf hunting

JJ: woooo!

James: what the fuck did you just say?

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Woochan: hey where’s this from?

JJ: oh, it’s a Japanese band called Ikimono-gakari

Woochan: no, what’s it from?

JJ:

JJ: Naruto

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Jihoon: i thought you were dieting?

Sangwon: i am

Jihoon: you just ate 6 oreos

Sangwon: yes but I want to eat 12. see...dieting 

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Leo: I don’t think we can enter this bar

Yorch: why?

Woochan: it said 18+ but there’s only four of us

Sangwon: ahhh silly, let’s just invite more people

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Jihoon: why do people die young?

Yorch: it’s like this Jihoon. when you are in a garden, which flower will you pick?

JIhoon: the ugly ones

Yorch: exactly..wait what?!

Jihoon: cause ugly bitches don’t belong in my garden 

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Sangwon: i do not exist to be viewed, to be considered sexy, desireable, i am but a vessel for pasta, and that is valid