$LAYYYTER
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RMH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Andulka
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@theartofmadeline
art blog(derogatory)
One Nice Bug Per Day
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
styofa doing anything
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#extradirty
Product Placement
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
todays bird
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@incorrect80sbandquotes
Nikki, frantically entering the room: Tommy, I think the FBI might be watching me!
Tommy: What? Why would they be watching you? You’re not a girl.
Nikki: What? What does that have to door with anything?
Tommy: It’s the Female Body Inspector Agency. Duh!
Nikk: *Stammers* Did you read that off a shirt or something?
Tommy, checking out Nikki and shaking his head: Mmm, there’s not much to look at. I wouldn’t worry if I was you.
Nikki: First of all, fuck you.
*Axl trips, and the Christmas tree falls over* Axl: Ho ho holy shit! Duff: And to all a good night. Source: The Royals
*In jail*
Officer: What's your birthday?
Nikki: December 11th.
Officer: Of what year?
Nikki: Every year.
Tommy: I can't believe they're still together after all the shit they've been through.
Nikki: Who?
Tommy: Your buttcheeks.
Nikki: We're as thick as?
Tommy: Your thighs?
Nikki: ...
*On a vacation in Hawaii*
Duff: Who wants to go to the beach?
Steven: Me! *Him and Duff run off*
Izzy: Who wants to start drinking?
Axl and Slash, together: Me!
Doc: What's the word, Nik?
Nikki: It's a shortened version of my name.
Doc: Yes. It is...
Vince: How do I look?
Tommy: With your eyes, Vince.
Tommy: I sort of did something stupid and I need your advice, but I don't want any judgement or criticism.
Mick: And you came to me?
Nikki: People call me a psychopath like it's a bad thing.
Nikki: At least I'm on a path, bitch.
*At an auction*
Nikki: We bid $92,000.
Tommy: Wait man, that's a little high.
Nikki: I'm a little high.
*How to flirt guide*
Duff: Was it destiny that we me?
Slash: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Steven: DO YOU WANNA PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY MOUTH?!
Doc: I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Nikki: Actually, I was drinking whiskey from 3 bottles last night, but that's neither here nor there.
Mick: You're pretty dumb.
Vince: Thank you.
Mick: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Vince: All I heard was, "you're pretty." I'm focusing on the positives in life.
Izzy: If you're fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness.
Steven: Not if I swallow this glow stick.
Nikki: When I'm on stage, I have complete control over everything. But off stage . . . I can't even control myself.
Tommy and Vince: *Listening intently*
Nikki: Everything's like crack to me. Sex, drinking . . . crack.
Tommy: Hey, if you put "violently" in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier!
Mick: Violently rehearses.
Vince: Violently does cocaine.
Tommy: Violently farts.
Nikki: Violently murders children.
Doc: Violently worries about the last comment.