Darby: *rolling down car window* What seems to be the problem officer?
Cop: get the F*#! out of my car.

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Darby: *rolling down car window* What seems to be the problem officer?
Cop: get the F*#! out of my car.
Keith Lee: If you do that again, I will throw you out the god damn window you– what are you doing?
Swerve, sticking his head out of the window: Checking how high the drop is, see if it’s worth it.
Jericho: Do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?
Tay: Well, we were driving, and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Sammy couldn’t see, so I shouted, “Sammy, deer!”
Sammy: …
Tay: Do you want to tell him what your response was?
Sammy: …
Sammy: “Yes honey?”
Wheeler: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Brian: You’re a hazard to society.
Moxley: And a coward. Do twenty.
Alex Reynolds: Time for plan F.
Anna Jay: Don't you mean plan B?
Alex: No, we tried plan B along time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Anna: What about plan D?
Colt: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Anna: What about plan E?
Alex: I'm hoping not to use it. Five dies in plan E.
Ten: I like plan E.
Brandon starting to like cheating: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into—
Nick: You sleep with a stuffed penguin.
Brandon: hE iS My sECoNd In coMMAnD iN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
John: Yeah me and Alex are really close. We sometimes even share a toothbrush!
Alex: …
Alex: I did not know that.
Adam, talking about Bryan Danielson: Can I kill him?
Uno: No.
Adam: Just a little bit?
Uno: Where is the idiot anyway?
Silver: I’m right here.
Uno: Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time.
Tully: Are you decent?
MJF: Not morally. But I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.
Darby: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Eddie: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Darby, being hugged and given head pats by Eddie: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Moxley, recording the whole thing to show Sting later: This is so cute.
Eddie: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Eddie: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Sting: Uh... what's up with him?
Moxley: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Eddie: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Darby, crying: It's working.
Matt: Ohhh, he’s mad.
Jeff: How can you tell?
Matt: Well, you can see his mood by his hands. Like right now, he has a barbed wire bat. I don’t think that means he’s happy to see us.
Jungle Boy: *existing*
Kenny: Stupid Jungle boy with his stupid hair, and stupid toned body, and beautiful ass-
Matt: Do you want to fight him or fuck him??
kenny: At this point it wouldn’t matter.
Jungle Boy: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Bryan: B-bees??
Marko: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES
Bryan: w-wait-
Luchasaurus: [ walks in with a jar of bees ]
Christian: NO-
cody, after shawn and maxwell turned on him in the span of six months:
Kenny: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.
Matt: It’s not on anyone’s.
Kenny: No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday.