Incorrect Akatsuki Quotes

Exactly what it sounds like. Sources

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Hidan: Well I'm tired, goodnight!

Kakuzu: Wait, Hidan! Hidan!

Hidan *snoring*: Kill everyone..kill everyone...Must kill everyone..

Kakuzu: Hidan wake up!

Hidan: Hngh? I had the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

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Hi! I just stumbled onto this bog and I'm in love with it, oh my gosh. <3 I was just wondering if you'd be alright with me drawing some of these "incorrect dialogue" moments?? I'd credit you fully for the idea!!!!!

haha sure that’d be awesome! ^^

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Sasori: *walks away*

Deidara: Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go.

Deidara: Cause of your butt.

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just out of curiosity, will you include team taka as akatsuki members or are you planning on just keeping it to the original group? :O

oh wow i don’t know when this was sent as i just checked my inbox (sorry), but no i’m just sticking with the main akatsuki group! :)

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Itachi: If you so much as harm a hair on Sasuke's head

Itachi: We will burn Konoha to the ground

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sorry i haven’t updated in ages! i ran out of drafts so i need to look for more quotes when i have time e__e

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Itachi: Goodbye everyone! I'll see you all in therapy.

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Pein: Would I rather be feared or loved?

Pein: Easy. Both.

Pein: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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Itachi: How do I look?

Kisame: Amazing. How do I look?

Itachi: Normal. Ugly.

Kisame: Well, I did the best with what I've got.

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Deidara: Tell me the truth, okay? Cause there's been a lot of lying in this organization.

Tobi: And a lot of love.

Deidara: More lies.

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Kakuzu: I have a theory: people talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?

Hidan, shouting: CORRECT!

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What's your kpop blog and your ultimate bias/group?

it’s @babysoulchild, and i post mainly b.a.p and monsta x, they’re my favs ^^

and my ultimate biases are suga and I.M!

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Itachi: As you may or may not know, my brother and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

Kisame: Really? When did that start?

Itachi: Well I don't want to blame it all on my killing our family, but it certainly didn't help.

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God, so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight.

Deidara, about literally anything whenever Itachi is around

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i keep forgetting to log in to this account tbh, haha.

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Kakuzu: Look, if anything the church should give us money, you know? They seem to have plenty of it...

Hidan: Dude, the church doesn't give money; it takes it, alright? That's the way it works. And then you go to heaven. Now, kneel.

Kakuzu: Kneel? We're gonna kneel.

Hidan: Actually, it's over. We're standing again.

Kakuzu: Son of a bitch! All this kneeling, standing. Getting people all confused.