he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Claire Keane
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@incorrectaloto
Greta: I like your pants
Carson: Thanks! They were 50% off
Greta: I'd like them better if they were 100% off
Carson: The store can't just give away clothes for free
Greta: That's not what I—
Carson: That's a terrible way to run a business, Greta
Clance: This was a 100% successful trip
Max: We lost Cheryl
Clance: This was a 100% successful trip
Clance: Any idiot would know that.
Cheryl: I knew that!
Clance: See?
Lupe: What’s wrong with Carson? She’s been laying on the ground for the past fifteen minutes.
Esti: She’s a little bit overwhelmed.
Lupe: Why?
Esti: Greta giggled.
Clance: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Max: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Clance: I AM LEAVING!
Max: GO AHEAD! And take Guy with you!
Cheryl, picking up the Monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now...
Jo: Seems like I am always saving your ass.
Greta: Well, it is an ass worth saving.
Carson: I would die for you.
Greta: I would die for you first.
Jo: No one here is dying!
Jess: And if you see Lupe, give her this message.
Jess, making a neutral face: She’ll know what it means.
Esti, later: Oh, and Jess said to give you a message.
Lupe, as Esti makes the same neutral face: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
Carson: go big or go home!
Shirley, with tears in her eyes: i am begging you, Carson. for once in your life, go home. please. just this once. go home.
Carson, whispering: i’m going big.
Clance: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Max: The audacity.
Jo, injured on the ground: God, I hope this doesn’t humble me.
Jess: if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife. and that’s how you start a collection
Jo: if someone stabs you and you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes, you are legally allowed to leave
Lupe: if someone throws a knife at you and you catch it, they’re out
Carson: Are you going out to get in trouble again?
Jess: Carson, I’m not going to lie to you.
Jess: *leaves*
Max: Until I fell in love with you, I thought my attraction to women was purely physical.
Esther: So you were gay... and then you realized that you were Even More Gay.
Lupe: You know, I regret getting you that blender for your birthday.
Esti, drinking a sandwich: Why?
Greta: It’s fine, she’ll move on, they all get over me eventually.
Jo: Actually, none of your exes have ever gotten over you.
Greta: You’re damn right they didn’t.
Jess: I can’t mansplain, manipulate, manwhore my way out of this one boys.