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[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Dazai convinced chuuya to prank mori

Dazai,fondly : " It's moment like this i hope, i will never forget"

Chuuya : " with a good therapist, hopefully i will. "

[fioregocce]

xy sleeping at yi city :

[dean-and-sam-says]

*on a case*

Sam: shh.. don’t say a word.

Dean: . . . fergalicious.

Sam: Dean! What did I say??

Dean: oh I see, two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble it wasn’t a word but now it is, how convenient of you.

[acciohanbrough]

some time during s1 :

Reggie : I’ve connected the dots

Alex : You didn’t connect shit

Reggie : I’ve connected them

[incorrectmercythompsonquotes]

Stefan : I just want someone to take me out.

Mercy : Like on a date or with a sniper gun ?

Stefan : Surprise me.

[thebidoctors]

scully , about the latest government explaination for some weird shit : i’m not buying it.

mulder , getting Playful : oo, what are you interested in buying, m’lady?

scully , stifling a laugh : i don’t know, what’s on the shelf, what’s for sale?

mulder , miming grabbing something from a shelf and examining it : hmm let me see

scully , now laughing openly : whatcha got there?

mulder : looks like a can of “It Was Aliens” juice!

scully , no longer laughing : so that’s where you were going with this

mulder , not breaking character : that’s all it says on it, it just says “It was Aliens”

scully , doing The Eyeroll ™️ : ugh

[incorrectaquabatquotes]

Jimmy the Robot: I love emotions, I have them all the time.

[archive-of-incorrects]

Sawamura Daichi: “Tokyo is such a nice city.”

Kuroo Tetsurou: “Yeah.”

Sawamura Daichi: “Shame we’re on our way to a nightmare.”

Kuroo Tetsurou: “You’re on your way to a nightmare. I’m on my way to a nice retreat.”