Incorrect Adventure Story Quotes

Formerly Incorrect Arcane Adventures Quotes. New quotes coming soon ;)

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Cerulean Wizard: *Starts talkin shit*

AgentJohn2: That wasn’t very cash money of you

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Zeus: So I saw you giving this humans magic

Prometheus: Its not what you think

Zeus: *Pulls out thunderbolt* I won’t hesitate bitch

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Cursebeard: How did you get in here?

Apollo: I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith

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Vetex: *trying to think up moves for mutations*

NeoRad: What’s he doing?

Tech: His best

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Vetex: Hey can I have your number?

Sage *visibly texting*: I don’t have a phone

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Theos: Lets just day sorry on the count of three

Theos: One

Theos: Two

Theos: Three

Durza:

Theos:

Durza:

Theos: well now I’m just disappointed in the both of us

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It’s dark, like my soul

NeoRad, after vetex made the night really dark

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Itsceely: What if your nipples were planted there by the A.G to track your every move?

Vetex: What the hell man?

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All these chests but I still can’t treasure you

-Cursebeard, probably

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Romulus: You know, the inside of your rectum is hot enough to hard boil an egg

Trigno: Oh no, I’m not falling for that again!

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Sage: I just electrocuted myself

Rupin: Shocking

Trigno: Watt? I can’t hear you?

Sage: I said it hertz a lot

Kraken: I came out of the ocean because you need to stop

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The Player: Hey Theos I’m going to Taco Bell, do you want anything?

Theos: I want to see Durza dead

The Player: I have 12 aurem

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Cursebeard: I am the most powerful man to ever live!

Torren: Sure, but that’s nothing compared to updog

Cursebeard: What?

Torren: Your power pales compared to updog

Cursebeard: What is updog?

Torren: Not much how about you?

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Hey guys, it’s me, the physical incarnation of Mordor

Arsen, probably

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Rupin: Did it hurt?

Trigno: When I fell from heaven?

Rupin: no when you fell down the stairs and just lied there for a few minutes

Rupin: we all saw that

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Durza: When I am having trouble with something I like to sing the song of my people to calm me down

Durza: *collapses on the floor and starts screaming*

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ExplodingOveralls: *casts poison lightning bolts into the ceiling*

Vetex: This is why mom doesn’t fucking love you!