Duce Bigallo

DNI if you eat chips, drink soda (pop), know who Bruce Willice is, Can survive on 12% oxygen, use steam, know what Alaska looks like, have spent over $100 dollars on your phone, have a living blood relative, went to highschool, are vegan, use coal power, have a favorite coffee mug, use a wrist watch, eat only meat and potatoes, know the taste of dirt, have a twitter, live in a type I (fire-resistant) building, have an I.Q. higher than 100, have an internet connection, don't know how to farm, use your legs to walk, have a tumblr account.

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[suigintou]

i just felt someone right click me

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[thecollectibles]

The King of the Birches by Aleksey Brazhnik

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Learn to articulate how you're feeling without accusing anyone of having bad intentions. You can say "I'm afraid of being alone" without saying "you're just going to leave me like everyone else." You can say "I need some reassurance" without saying "you probably don't love me anymore." You can say "I'm afraid I've hurt your feelings and I'd like to talk it through" without saying "you don't even like me anymore." You can say "I want to spend more time with you" without saying "you've gotten tired of me." You can say "I feel misunderstood" without saying "you always judge me." Try not to let your emotions get the best of you. Have a conversation focused on finding solutions instead of escalating the conflict.

[flipchild]

his boundless, indefatigable hope and curiosity

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

reblog to pet his bald head

[just-sans-things]

[just-sans-things]

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[mommahoney]

Lying Liars

YES!

[gaeliclass]

Law to make it illegal to lie in elections passed in Senedd

Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.

[katiedingo]

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

[grace-and-glory]

[lillypop123]

cough cough spoilers

[lillypop123]

cough cough spoilers

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[123gocat]

i made it into a stamp