Duce Bigallo

@duce-bigallo

DNI if you eat chips, drink soda (pop), know who Bruce Willice is, Can survive on 12% oxygen, use steam, know what Alaska looks like, have spent over $100 dollars on your phone, have a living blood relative, went to highschool, are vegan, use coal power, have a favorite coffee mug, use a wrist watch, eat only meat and potatoes, know the taste of dirt, have a twitter, live in a type I (fire-resistant) building, have an I.Q. higher than 100, have an internet connection, don't know how to farm, use your legs to walk, have a tumblr account.

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twistedpictures

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

arlo-maintenanceman

Like this?

segamascott

mackthetrainer

Which is the glitch????

ms-gay-sex

for some reason it isnt shown here but this is the actual moment that it glitched

softichill

I think abt this tiktok all the time

thesadcyborg9million

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

puddox

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese