(In)Correct Austin & Ally Quotes

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I figure that these grades are just a jumping point to start negotiations.

Trish De la Rosa to her parents about school

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Austin: What are five words you'd use to describe your partner?

Ally: Blonde... tall...

Austin: Mmmkay, yeah, good, close. But what about like charming, terminally handsome, incredibly intelligent...

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He’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.

Dez Wade on his friendship with Austin Moon

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Ally: Have you been seeing someone else?


Austin: There is only you.

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It’s Trish. It’s just like… I can’t get her out of my head, and every time I look at her, I have these pains in my chest and I just know it’s her fault, that bitch!

Dez Wade about Trish De la Rosa probably

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Austin: Ally, you're remarkable.

Ally: Thank you for remarking on it.

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Dez: Are we friends?

Austin: No... We’re brothers.

Dez: God, that was terrifying! Don’t pause like that.

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It wouldn't be my world without you in it.

Ally Dawson to Austin Moon

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You guys are perfect for each other. Y’know, we look at you and we see you together and it just… it fits. Y’know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever.

Dez Wade on the “Auslly” relationship

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Mike Moon: You're grounded.

Austin: But I promised Ally I'd perform at her fundraiser. She's counting on me.

Mimi Moon: You should have thought about that before you put music ahead of school.

Mike Moon: And it also means no pancakes.

Austin: What?! You're going to make me choose between the woman I love, and pancakes which I have very strong feelings for?

— Conversation between Austin Moon and his parents during "Parents & Punishments"

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Trish: It's the best book I've ever read, and I've read fifteen books.

Ally: Fifty books is not a lot. Wait, you said fifteen?

— Conversation between Trish De la Rosa and Ally Dawson during "Homework & Hidden Talents"

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She is a partner, a friend, a teacher, a rock, and a safe place to land.

Austin Moon about Ally Dawson

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Don’t apologize. I love you when you’re human.

Dez Wade to Trish De la Rosa probably

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Austin: Aw, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Ally: We’re married...

Austin: Still.

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Trish: Why'd you come here?

Dez: To figure out why you checked yourself into a mental hospital!

Trish: You wanna know why?

Dez: Kinda!

Trish: 'Cause I hate you!

Dez: Then why'd you kiss me?!

Trish: 'Cause I...! [quietly] I like you.

Dez: So, you hate me... and you like me?

Trish: Now you see why I need to be in here? Ah, I got problems.

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Jimmy: I never expected this from you. The thing I don’t understand is why? Why would you do it? You know the consequences.

Austin: I guess you just don’t know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Ally Dawson more than I fear you.

Jimmy: No, you miscalculated! You should have feared me more!

— Jimmy Starr's reaction to Austin Moon disobeying him in the episode, "Relationships & Red Carpets"