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Ulysses: Let's play truth or dare. Heathen: Okay, give me a truth. Ulysses: When's the last time you slept? Heathen:...Nevermind, I want a dare. Ulysses: Go to sleep. Heathen: I don't like this game.
Ridley: I know you've had bad experiences with Nick, but I promise you, he has good inside of him. Ridge: Great, can we come back when the good is outside of him too?
Leo: *turns doorknob*: It’s locked. Ulysses: Don’t worry, I’ve got this. First, give me your credit card. Leo: *gives him the credit card*. Ulysses: Great. Now, Heathen, kick down the door.
Heathen: I’m Fine Hollow: Your don’t look fine Heathen:... Then Stop Looking
Hawthorne: I'm going to kill you now. Lei: Hold on, let me ask Lancelot first. Hawthorne: What, that's not how this- Lei: He said no.
Cassius: Do you know the difference between right and wrong? Logan: I've found if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God, or truth is relative. In either case, booyah. Cassius: Really? Because I've found the average person has a much harder time saying "Booyah" to moral relativism.
Leopold: *about Lancelot*: This is crazy, but I'm having feelings again. Like some 7 year old kid or something. You remember feelings, right? Ridge: Yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life. Leopold: Do you? Ridge: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Discord: So you think someone planted it there? Blair: No, I think someone put it there on purpose. Discord: That's what I just said. Blair: But mine wasn't a question, so it came from a place of power.
Ridley: Nick, don't do this! You're not a killer! Novacaine: I've killed many people? Ridley: I mean, deep down.
Heathen: This was a 100% successful mission. Ulysses: We lost Leo. Heathen: This was a 100% successful mission.
Isaac: I couldn't help but overhear... Isaac: Largely because I was lurking in the back, where I have no real reason to be.
Puck: Thanks for agreeing to see me. Weaver: I didn't, you just walked into my office and started talking. Puck: I don't have time for a history lesson.
Songbird: Puck just created a group chat called “Puck’s Surprise Party” and then left the group. I’m feeling a lot of emotions right now but mostly respect.
Heathen: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I’ll wait. Ulysses: You and I. Heathen *tearing up*: Alright.
Heathen: Are you eating ice cream for breakfast? Val: Yeah. What are you having for breakfast? Heathen: Nothing. Val: I'm doing better than you, then.
Ridge: Val told me that instead of being sad, I should “Go get it, girl”. So I’m going to go get it, girl. Cassius: Get what? Ridge: Unclear. I'll get everything, to be safe.
Ridge: Ulysses, it’s time to stop treating us like children! And it’s also time to stop feeding us dragon shaped chicken! Ulysses: But you love your dragon nuggets. Ridge: We're adults now! Tell her, Val! Val, playing with her dragon nuggets: RAWRRRRR RAWRRRR