hermione can’t draw

some incorrect quotes for avpm

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ron: you know what? i'm gonna take you out tonight. yes, sir! we're gonna get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of wine...

harry: sounds like you're asking me out on a man-date.

ron: harry, why are you so afraid of loving me?

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ron: love you!

hermione: glad one of us does!

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voldemort: well, much like lady gaga, i was born this way.

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hermione: (says something awkward)

ron: is that a joke?

hermione: ...i don't know.

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ginny: ooh, it's kinda cold.

harry: here, take my jacket.

hermione: i'm cold, too.

ron: well, damn, hermione. i can't control the weather!

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cho, watching the news: some idiot tried to fight a goose at the park today.

harry, covered in bites and feathers: maybe the goose was being a dick.

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ron: after two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later, i realised that i was in fact hungry and not sad.

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ginny: but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth??

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ron: what's that?

lupin: my swear jar.

ron: ...but there's no money in it.

lupin, speaking into the jar: great fucking observation, ron.

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draco: i just think it might be time i moved on friendship wise.

crabbe: you are aware that you're talking to your current friends, right?

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voldemort, to the tune of barbie girl: i'm a garbage man, in a garbage can

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dumbledore: i'm a sophisticated adult, okay? just last week i purchased a vegetable.

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harry: i think...you’re my best friend.

ron: you think?

harry: well, i can’t know for sure because i'm realizing now that i've never had one.

ron:

ron: this would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn’t so sad.

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hermione: ron, what are you doing?

ron: i'm eating because i am very uncomfortable.

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hermione: wow, what a week this -

hermione: (checks watch)

hermione: - three hours have been.

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dumbledore: the only straight i am, is straight up bitch.

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lucius, to draco: sometimes i feel guilty about yelling at you. then i remember that there are animals who eat their newborns and i don't feel so guilty anymore.