im drunk

It's a nice night for an evening

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what would a brain transplant even be like? Not like one of the old movies where Frankenstein gets an “evil brain”. Would she take on that personality? would it be like a camera that’s able to take 5-6 pictures without an SD card? Able to remember a few moments of itself before it needs something else to remember? I wish a brain transplant was viable. That she could be fixed that easily.

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what

if terror sat outside my door

and waited for me evermore

i’d friend the reaper on the stoop

and from their skies the dead might swoop.

The founding of my tiny hell

with visitors from from far could tell

that terror lived beyond the light

and kept me dreaming after night.

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okay so real talk

i have to read this comic book for a class and there’s a lot of tongues in it and i don’t like it. Why does it need so many tongues? And why was Paris motor boating some apples? 

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i am drnk

with cosmic graces wanting more

and spiral blankets on the floor

my mind is spinning in the air

and thoughts are spilling everywhere.

there’s string lights in my every dream

that shine much brighter than they seem

and softly fill the room with lght

that flash and flurry out of sight.

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a poem

i finished my rum

that probably was dumb

my confidence drifting away

i’ll regret in the morn’

my stomach now worn

I’ll face my spicy Sunday

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This is my Chicken, Sell 4 Ca$h

Charlemagne, King of the Franks

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A poem

when playing stardew valley

make sure you sell your duck

they might be super cute and small

but hey who gives a fuck.

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I bet since he's a redhead an erection looks like a rocket taking off.

My drunk friend Liv

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A poem

Once upon a midnight dreary

While I pondered quantum theory

I drank a fifth of fireball

then had to stop and that was all.

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I don’t like how comfortable people are at waving. Especially in commercials. Don’t.

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tbh if goldfish were sentient I would not eat them as much.

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So you know how Greg Couch illustrated the books that Lynn Plourde wrote about the seasons? Why? Why did such illustrations need words. Lynn what kind of game are you playing.

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But if I bite this straw and look at them, they can't see me.

My drunk mom while trying to spy on people in a restaurant.

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hullo

so now that there’s a decent amount of you following this blog (thanks by the way) I wanted to remind you to send me the stupid shit you do while drunk so that we all may bask in our alcoholic tendencies together. Blessings to you all.

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Protip

dumping lemonade mix into rum does not make it better

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A poem

it’s 2AM upon the eastern Coast

A drink in my hand, it’s rum I love the most.

The Lamb dynasty you know who you are,

and fuck yeah I would download a car

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How many chucks could a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck did suck chucks?

Ancient Mesopotamian Proverb probably