Banana Bus Stan

A normal bbs fan account|| Mainly incorrect quotes || Main ship is Terrorladd || Feel free to submit || Ask is always open ||

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Anthony: What’s it called when you kill a friend?

Anthony: Homiecide.

Vanoss: Murder.

Anthony: Homiecide

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Brock: A guy just asked me out.

Craig: Oooohhh, free dinner.

Brock: Craig, I don’t like guys.

Craig: You like dinner

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Delirious: That's nice, but let’s call them what they are, Tyler.

Wildcat: Spider curtains?

Delirious: Creepy crawly death dealers.

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Wildcat: Okay that's it! You're in timeout! Get on top of the fridge!

Smii7y[climbing onto the fridge]: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

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Am i allowed to draw any of these quotes? May I?

Absolutely!! I would love that

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Wildcat: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my ankle?

Vanoss: yes

Wildcat: I was hula-hooping. Anthony and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Vanoss: [whispers] Oh my god...

Wildcat: I’ve mastered all the moves – The Pizza Toss, The Tornado, The Scorpion, The Oopsie Doodle.

Vanoss: Why are you telling me all this?

Wildcat: [smirks] Because no one will ever believe you.

Vanoss: You sick, sick son of a bitch.

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Terroriser: Craig, please Chill.

Mini Ladd: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, line 87, “no”.

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Craig: do you love me?

Brian:I do.

Craig: You swear?

Brian: every fucking day.

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Mini:  You're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try.

Terroriser: I try really hard, actually.

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Nogla: When you meet someone new for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush?

Brock: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it’s mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.

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Lui: I’m willing to do a lot of things.

Lui: But admitting to Nogla that I’m cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.

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Ohm: I like everything about you. Just the other day, someone asked me who the most beautiful person in the world was.You know what I said?

Bryce, blushing: What did you say?

Ohm: I said... [sees Cartoonz with binoculars in a tree outside the window] Luke?

Bryce: You said Luke?!

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Evan: you’re so fucking embarrassing

Delirious: Let go of my hand then.

Evan: no

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Tyler: Don’t say a word.

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Smii7y: Fergulous.

Tyler: Smitty, I said no words.

Smii7y: Oh I see how it works.

Smii7y: Two weeks ago, we’re playing scrabble, it’s not a word.

Smii7y: Now suddenly it’s a word. Because it’s convenient for you.

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Smii7y: I love your hair.

Kryoz: What?

Smii7y: I said I love the air, John. Pay Attention

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Delirious: Are we in trouble?

Vanoss: Have a guess.

Delirious:No?

Vanoss: Have another guess

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Lui: Hi my name is Lui with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life.

Nogla: stop, stop stop, where?

Lui: hm?

Nogla: Where’s the B?

Lui: tHERE’S A BEE?