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a quote in the life of the beatles ~ open to submissions ~

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the beatles, breaking up

paul: *whispers to himself* don’t cry because it’s over

john: cry because you’re ugly

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ringo: why does everyone assume i’m going to do something stupid?

john: it saves time

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paul: listen i’m not trying to be a bitch

paul: actually, yes i am

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paul: *breaks down door* SIX MONTHS

george: what’s he on about?

john: i’m sure it’s nothing-

paul: FOR SIX MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT!

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ringo: perhaps i’ll drink my sorrows away

ringo: *opens a capri sun*

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john: is there no way we can get rid of him?

paul: not without cause, john

john: i have cause

john: it’s be-cause i hate him

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john: i’ve done a lot of dumb shit

paul: i’ve witnessed a lot of dumb shit

ringo: i’ve recorded the dumb shit

george: i’ve joined you in the dumb shit

brian: i’ve tried to stop you from doing the dumb shit

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I’ve already asked incorrect Wilbury quotes, I was interested to see if I could draw a couple of your post. You would be tagged of course!

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ringo: george, look, it's the good kush!

george: this is the dollar store, how good can it be

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Since @incorrectbeatlesquotes and @incorrectwilburys exist I’m tempted to make this a thing

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!!! do it!!! follow ur dreams!!!

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paul: i hope we become so jaded that we become crotchety old men like three years from now. and you'll just be like, "CYNTHIA! get me a cola. i'm thirsty." and she'll be like, "GET IT YOURSELF!"

john: *laughs* "get it your own damn self, you fat fuck!" and i'm like, "don't you sass me, woman!"

paul: and i'll be like, "you don't talk to her that way!" and you'll be like, "shut up you freeloading prick!"

john: "i bought this floating glass-encompassed rocket-powered ship... with the money that i-... from the business that i built with my bare hands!"

paul: and george'll be like, "why do you guys talk like that?"

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john (late 60s): every time you yell at your band mates, put a coin in your "no yelling" sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat them with

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brian: okay, you know what? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT. GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE. GET UP THERE.

john: *climbing up fridge* THIS HOUSE IS A FECCING NIGHTMARE. 

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george: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

john: *yelling* hey paul, how tall are you?

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paul n john, vlog day 387

paul: john and i have been alternately very ill. i lost my voice completely and then john did the same. the doctor gave john a serum that he did not recognize and it turned out to be a form of opium. so john was on opium earlier today, -

john: ...still am...

paul: but then you've shat yourself uncontrollably and said to me a line that I will never forget which is, "hey paul, i just sh*t myself so bad that i sobered up from the opium." ...so, that's where our lives are at.

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john: would i rather be feared or loved?

john: both

john: i want people to be afraid of how much they love me