incorrect bellarke quotes

(main @slayercordelia) quotes from bellamy and clarke but, like... they’re incorrect and stuff.

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Clarke: Hey, can you ask Bellamy if he likes me?

Raven: ... He's your husband?

Clarke: Yeah, but can you see if he likes me please?

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Raven: What's wrong with Bellamy? He's been laying on the ground for about 20 minutes now.

Murphy: He's overwhelmed.

Raven: Why?

Murphy: Clarke giggled.

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Bellamy: What I’m about to tell you is going to make you want to kill me.

Clarke: I’m not going to kill you. It takes too much time to break in a new right hand man.

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Raven: You look exhausted, is everything ok?

Clarke: Bellamy and I agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.

Raven: Oh, that's great!

Clarke: We've been awake since last Friday.

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Bellamy: [Sobbing and putting up posters of Clarke that say 'Have you seen this woman?']

Raven: Is Clarke missing??

Bellamy: No, I just think everyone should see her because she's beautiful

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Bellamy: I've always thought of you, and I mean it in the best possible way, as a stone-cold killer bitch.

Clarke: Who says you don't know how to flirt.

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Diyoza: I really love this whole 'good guy, bad guy' act you guys got going.

Bellamy: It's not really an act, it's just more I'm nice and Clarke isn't.

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Clarke: Can we just have a calm discussion?

Bellamy: Fine

Clarke: Okay, first of all, go to hell.

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Raven: Without you man, we're just a group of rudderless delinquents trying to survive.

Clarke: You make us a family.

Bellamy: Well, I'm the cool rebel brother.

Murphy: You're the mom.

Monty: Mother.

Jasper: Mom.

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Murphy: Can I get some dating advice?

Bellamy: Just because I'm with Clarke doesn't mean I know how I did it!

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Raven: I think Bellamy likes you!

Clarke: And I like him. To tease. To torment. To make him squirm!

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Bellamy: Yes, like a date, because you’re pretty and you’re smart and you’re totally ignoring me so you’re obviously my type.

Clarke: Sorry, what were you saying?

Bellamy: Perfect.

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Clarke: We have fun, don’t we, Bell?

Bellamy: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

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Bellamy: That could have gone better!

Clarke: Yeah, that’s pretty much our rallying cry.

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Clarke: Have you noticed how hot your little sister’s gotten?

Bellamy: [glares]

Clarke: ...Because I have not!

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Bellamy: I’m going to have to ask you to be respectful here.

Clarke: I will politely decline.

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Raven: Bellamy and Clarke… Who knew?

Jasper: I did.