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namjoon: we should appreciate the little things in life

jungkook: *hugs jimin*

jimin: I GET IT, I'M SHORT, STOP REMINDING ME

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taehyung: *holding the door open for jimin* after you

jimin: no, after you

taehyung: i insist, after you

seokjin: *shoves past both of them* after me

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jimin: you have no idea what i’m capable of!

yoongi: don’t take this personally, but i feel like i’m being threatened by a cupcake

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namjoon: I’LL DEFENSTRATE WHOEVER BROKE MY FAVORITE MUG!

jungkook: what?

taehyung: he’ll yeet them out a window

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taehyung: come on, it's a great idea!

jungkook: hyung, no it's not

taehyung: yes it i-

jungkook: i am not going to let you jump off a building with those dollar store fairy wings because you think you'll fly

taehyung: have you tried it?

jungkook: no becau-

taehyung: HA SEEE, you don't know until you try

jungkook: i'm not lettin-

yoongi: let him do it

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jungkook: *waking up from a deep sleep* where am i?

seokjin, sarcastically: heaven

jungkook: oh...

jungkook:

jungkook: didn't think you'd be here

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yoongi: *sees a group of people in the distance doing something stupid* what a bunch of idiots

yoongi: *realizes it's the rest of bts* oh no those are my idiots

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jimin: when i was small

jungkook: *snorts*

jungkook: "was"

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seokjin: don't break someone's heart, they only have one

yoongi: yeah, break their bones, they have 206

seokjin: YOONGI

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namjoon: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

jungkook: general mathematics 6th edition

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jungkook: what is your job as the maknae?

hueningkai: to respect my hyungs! ^-^

jungkook:

jungkook: we have a lot of work to do

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jimin, upset: i hate you guys and i'm never talking to a single one of you again!!

*five minutes later*

jimin, kissing each member's forehead: goodnight seokjin hyung, goodnight yoongi hyung, goodnight hobi hyung, goodnight namjoon hyung, goodnight, taehyungie, goodnight jungkookie

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namjoon, to maknae line: you three. explain. now.

jimin: it was taehyung

jungkook: it was taehyung

taehyung: it was taehyung

everyone:

taehyung: d*mn

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jin: it's really muggy out today

yoongi: if i go outside and all our mugs are on our front lawn i'm going to kill you

jin: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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namjoon: you fainted, do you remember anything?

jimin: only the ambulance ride to the hospital

yoongi: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you

jimin: but i heard a siren

namjoon: that was hoseok

hoseok: sorry, i got nervous

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*playing scrabble*

jungkook: i will put my "a" down to make "a"

hoseok: i will add onto your "a" to make "at"

taehyung: i will add onto your "at" to make "rat"

namjoon: i will add onto your "rat" to make "biostratigraphic"

jungkook: *flips the board*

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jimin: *sneezes*

seokjin:

jimin: you're not even gonna say "bless you"?

seokjin: i'm sitting here with you, you've clearly already been blessed