you're out of touch, im outatime!

happy thursday, if it is! if not. well i guess it'll be soon enough

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Dave: When Marty was younger, he only thought he had to use deodorant on one armpit.

Marty: Hey, in my defense, it was called "right guard."

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Doc, holding the door open for Clara: After you.

Clara: No, after you.

Doc: I insist, after you.

Marty, pushing past both of them: After me.

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Biff: Things have actually been going really well with George, our friendship is in a really good place.

Biff: Last week he said, "Did you know the wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, George" I said, "Okay".

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Clara: I just had a long talk with Jules and Verne about hitting and now they are yelling "It’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence!" before hitting each other.

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Biff: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing anything nice?

Lorraine: Experience.

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Lorraine: Morning, George.

George: Taste this.

Lorraine: Hmm... oh, it's awful! What's the matter with it?

George: It’s expired. But sometimes it’s good after the date, I just wanted to check.

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3-D, to Skinhead: Just texted "correctomundo" to Biff but because it's Monday I deliberately changed it to "correctomonday." Just nice to remind myself I can still be fun.

Biff, to Match: 3-D just texted me "correctomundo" but because it's Monday he changed it to "correctomonday." What a fucking idiot.

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George: I never considered you a rival.

Biff: I never considered you at all.

George: ...Now that's just hurtful.

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Clara, parking the DeLorean: Can you get a table for us?

Doc: Sure!

*minutes later*

Doc, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE CAR!

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Marty: [sneaks in through the window at 2 AM]

George, flicking on the light and turning around in his chair: So, where were you?

Marty: I- I was with Doc!

Doc, turning around in his chair: Want to try again?

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Doc: [diligently doing his work, listening to instrumental music, very focused]

Marty, upside down in a desk chair: Do you think stars have feelings?

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Marty: I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon, in kindergarten. He went to heaven, and now my life is bad. You happy, Sheldon? We're even now!

Doc, out of sight: Marty?

Marty: SHELDON?

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George: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Biff: *appears and sets down 2 more cups*

George: No...

Biff: *starts to shuffle them*

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Marty: No fear.

Lorraine, sternly from the other room: MARTIN SEAMUS.

Marty, sweating: One fear.

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Marty: What are you, five?

Biff: Yeah, five heads taller than you.

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Doc: I once had a crush so bad that I didn't know how to handle it so I just filled their room with heart shaped confetti.

Clara: You know, that's so funny, because once I went into my room and found it filled with heart shaped confetti!

Doc: Really? How fun! I have to go water my dog.

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Marty: I wanted to make up for what I did so that you wouldn't hate me.

Jennifer: For your information, I could never hate you. Your heart's always in the right place.