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Things that may or may not have been said by or about our favorite ladies. Main blog @fangirldk

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I love your Cabenson quotes!! They inspire me to draw soooo much of them!

OMG that’s so awesome! I would love to see some of them 😊

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hey do you have instagram

Hey I unfortunately don’t

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Olivia: *puts her feet up on the table* So, I heard you like bad girls.

Alex: No?

Olivia: *puts her feet back down* Oh thank god, that felt awful.

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Olivia: I guess you could say I've fallen for you.

Alex: You literally just rolled down eight flights of stairs. How are you even alive?

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Miss Cabot, you are arrested for being too cute.

- Olivia to Alex

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Olivia: You know, it wouldn't kill you to be nice to Cassidy once in a while.

Alex: We don't know that.

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(Olivia has been injured while perusing a perp)

Alex: You can’t just rush into dangerous situations and assume it’s gonna be okay. ‘Cos sometimes it’s not and I am tired of being on the wrong side of those hospital visits.

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Alex: He's hurt you, Liv. Repeatedly. You tend to gloss over it with these pithy one-liners...

Olivia: Hey, I love my pithy one-liners.

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Olivia: Are you ever going to say anything?

Alex: I don’t know, what would you like me to say?

Olivia: Usually it’s ‘what were you thinking?’, ‘that was reckless’, or my personal favorite, ‘you could have been killed’.

Alex: No, it doesn’t seem like i need to have the conversation, you know it by heart already.

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Olivia: Every full moon, the freaks come out. Crime increases, emergency rooms are packed, animals and kids go nuts.

Alex: No, in my experience anyone who is going to be an idiot on the full moon, is gonna be an idiot on the half moon, or the quarter moon or the no moon. There is no statistical evidence that any crime or accidents or general freakiness increases during the full moon.

Olivia: …

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Alex: Liv I am having a hard time deciding which one would be good fit for our family. Adoption is hard.

Olivia: Alex we have been here for an hour. Please pick up a plant already!

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Olivia: Maybe we were meant to last, but I guess we’ll never know. You were taken away far too soon. And that’s not fair, because there were so many more things I wanted to experience with you.

Alex: It’s just a dropped ice cream cone.

Olivia: Can you just stop, please? This is a very emotional time for me.

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Alex: WHO THE HELL DID THIS! BECAUSE I SWEAR THEY-

Olivia: It was me..

Alex: will be forgiven because everyone deserves their second, third and fourth chances!

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Olivia: I don’t care anymore! I’ve just decided that I am, in fact, a snack, and people are just not hungry yet..

Alex: …I’m starving.

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Elliot: Did you know you only fall in love three times in your life?

Olivia: That’s not true. I fall in love with Alex every time I see her.

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Alex: I love you. I will do anything for you. You want the moon? You can have it.

Olivia: I want you to have a decent sleep schedule.

Alex: …

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Olivia, in the SVU groupchat: Guys, I'll be late. Alex is trying to rescue a cat from under the car.

Fin: You’re gonna have a cat now.

Olivia: No. We're not keeping it. I just didn't want to run over it.

*Later at the precinct*

Olivia: So... We now have a cat.

Alex: Her name is Kitty Cat!