Ulrich: Look, we have to have a plan, agreed?
Odd: Agreed.
Ulrich: Okay. What do you think the plan should be?
Odd: I don't care. I agreed. I did my part.

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Ulrich: Look, we have to have a plan, agreed?
Odd: Agreed.
Ulrich: Okay. What do you think the plan should be?
Odd: I don't care. I agreed. I did my part.
*Yumi effortlessly picks up Jeremie*
Jeremie: Do I even weigh anything to you?
Yumi: *nonchalant* No. It’s like holding a couple of grapes.
*after Odd’s latest act of idiocy*
Jérémie: What… the hell… did you do?
Odd: In my defense you left me unsupervised.
Jérémie: You’re a 14 year old boy!
Odd: AND YOU LEFT ME UNSUPERVISED!
*sometime before Aelita is materialized*
Jeremie: Do you really think she likes me?
Odd: Why are we still talking about this?
Jeremie: What if she tries to kiss me?
Odd: Just kiss her back!
Jeremie: What if she tries to kiss me without warning?
Odd: What are you talking about?!
*after the gang invites him to the rec room*
Jérémie: Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!
*pulls out a small planning book and reads his schedule*
Jérémie: 4:00- wallow in self pity, 4:30- stare into the abyss, 5:00 solve world hunger (tell no one), 5:30 jazzercise, 6:30- dinner with me (I can’t cancel that again), 7:00- wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked! Of course if I move the loathing to 9 I can still have time to stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.
*while battling William on a Replika*
Jérémie: Nice work, Ulrich.
Ulrich: Thanks dad.
*everyone including William stares in stunned silence*
Ulrich: Why is everyone staring at me?
Odd: You just called Jérémie “dad”. You said “thanks dad”.
Ulrich: What? No I didn’t, I said “thanks, man”.
Jérémie: Do you see me as a father figure, Ulrich?
Ulrich: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure since you’re always bothering me!
XANA William: HEY! Show your father some respect!
*while working on a new program and it fails*
Jérémie: Oh fiddlesticks, this really ruffles my feathers!
Odd: *while grabbing Jérémie by his shirt* PLEASE! JUST SAY F*CK!!!
Ulrich: *draws out swords* All women are queens!
XANA William: *super smokes Zweihander* If she breathes, SHE’S A THOT!
*while Ulrich’s dad has come to visit*
Ulrich: If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country!
*after Jérémie’s been taken by a specter*
Aelita: This is for Jérémie when you bring him back. *proceeds to kiss Ulrich’s cheek*
Ulrich: *clears throat* Ok, but I don’t think it’ll mean the same coming from me.
Jim: I know you snuck out last night, Belpois!
Jeremie: *inner voice* Play dumb.
Jeremie: Who’s Belpois?
Jeremie: *inner voice* Not that dumb!
Odd: Why do they Call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Ulrich: Are you having a stroke
Odd, Returning to the super computer room: Lyoko is haunted
Jeremy: what
Odd, cocking a shotgun and returning to the materialization chamber: Lyoko is haunted
Jeremie: Do my friends hate me, or do I just need to go to sleep?
Yumi: "because of reasons" is always a legitimate reason
Ulrich: "because fuck you that's why" is also acceptable
Jeremie: "for science" is a good excuse
Odd: don't forget "the stars are not in position" as a perfect reason to not do something
Aelita: "Not since the accident" can be the answer to any question.
William: you guys are leaving out "think of the children" as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
Jeremie: I’m deceptively strong
Odd: I’m deceived
Jeremie: you can stay hydrated this summer by reverse sweating
Aelita: like a froggy?
Odd: Like a froggy
Aelita: *nods* like a froggy :)