Code Lyoko Quotes

Actual quotes from the actual series I promise.... No lie

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Ulrich: Look, we have to have a plan, agreed?

Odd: Agreed.

Ulrich: Okay. What do you think the plan should be?

Odd: I don't care. I agreed. I did my part.

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*Yumi effortlessly picks up Jeremie*

Jeremie: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Yumi: *nonchalant* No. It’s like holding a couple of grapes.

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*after Odd’s latest act of idiocy*

Jérémie: What… the hell… did you do?

Odd: In my defense you left me unsupervised.

Jérémie: You’re a 14 year old boy!

Odd: AND YOU LEFT ME UNSUPERVISED!

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*sometime before Aelita is materialized*

Jeremie: Do you really think she likes me?

Odd: Why are we still talking about this?

Jeremie: What if she tries to kiss me?

Odd: Just kiss her back!

Jeremie: What if she tries to kiss me without warning?

Odd: What are you talking about?!

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*after the gang invites him to the rec room*

Jérémie: Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!

*pulls out a small planning book and reads his schedule*

Jérémie: 4:00- wallow in self pity, 4:30- stare into the abyss, 5:00 solve world hunger (tell no one), 5:30 jazzercise, 6:30- dinner with me (I can’t cancel that again), 7:00- wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked! Of course if I move the loathing to 9 I can still have time to stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

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*while battling William on a Replika*

Jérémie: Nice work, Ulrich.

Ulrich: Thanks dad.

*everyone including William stares in stunned silence*

Ulrich: Why is everyone staring at me?

Odd: You just called Jérémie “dad”. You said “thanks dad”.

Ulrich: What? No I didn’t, I said “thanks, man”.

Jérémie: Do you see me as a father figure, Ulrich?

Ulrich: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure since you’re always bothering me!

XANA William: HEY! Show your father some respect!

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*while working on a new program and it fails*

Jérémie: Oh fiddlesticks, this really ruffles my feathers!

Odd: *while grabbing Jérémie by his shirt* PLEASE! JUST SAY F*CK!!!

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Ulrich: *draws out swords* All women are queens!

XANA William: *super smokes Zweihander* If she breathes, SHE’S A THOT!

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*while Ulrich’s dad has come to visit*

Ulrich: If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country!

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*after Jérémie’s been taken by a specter*

Aelita: This is for Jérémie when you bring him back. *proceeds to kiss Ulrich’s cheek*

Ulrich: *clears throat* Ok, but I don’t think it’ll mean the same coming from me.

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Jim: I know you snuck out last night, Belpois!

Jeremie: *inner voice* Play dumb.

Jeremie: Who’s Belpois?

Jeremie: *inner voice* Not that dumb!

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Odd: Why do they Call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Ulrich: Are you having a stroke

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Odd, Returning to the super computer room: Lyoko is haunted

Jeremy: what

Odd, cocking a shotgun and returning to the materialization chamber: Lyoko is haunted

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Jeremie: Do my friends hate me, or do I just need to go to sleep?

[dyke-peter-parker]

Yumi: "because of reasons" is always a legitimate reason

Ulrich: "because fuck you that's why" is also acceptable

Jeremie: "for science" is a good excuse

Odd: don't forget "the stars are not in position" as a perfect reason to not do something

Aelita: "Not since the accident" can be the answer to any question.

William: you guys are leaving out "think of the children" as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

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Jeremie: I’m deceptively strong

Odd: I’m deceived

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Jeremie: you can stay hydrated this summer by reverse sweating

Aelita: like a froggy?

Odd: Like a froggy

Aelita: *nods* like a froggy :)