Incorrect Critical Role Quotes

[obrashir]

maybe no one cares that much but this shit is happening here in hungary

[obrashir]

thank you all so much for caring!!! unfortunately, it just got worse (x x)

the government is introducing an anti-lgbtq law that bans lgbtq media content, lgbtq themed products and tv ads; and says that ungerage kids (under 18 years old) shouldn’t be allowed to see homosexuality or change of gender, they shouldn’t recieve introduction and popularization about it, and they would regulate sex-ed classes according to this. (x)

[obrashir]

ah yes and its all included in the anti pedophilia law btw so our government equates queerness with pedophilia

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Nem akarunk orosz mintájú homofób törvényeket!

Az oroszországi propagandatörvényre kísértetiesen hasonlít a magyar kormány javaslata, amivel minden eddiginél keményebben korlátoznák a szó

You can sign the petition here.

And here you can donate to support hungary's pride organization.

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Beau: Did Yasha just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Fjord: Yeah, she did.

Beau: And did I do finger guns back?

Fjord: Yeah, you did.

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Caduceus: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Caleb: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Caduceus: Tha- that's not how that works..

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Jester: Hey Yasha, are you free on Friday? Like around 8?

Yasha: Yeah.

Jester: And you, Beau?

Beau: Umm... yes?

Jester: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Beau: Did she just-

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Keyleth: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Percy: Well, Vex and I..

Vex: *elbows Percy*

Percy: ..wouldn't know.

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Jester(reading): There's a study that says every friend group has one person that every other member has had a crush on at one point. Which of us do you think that'd be?

Beau, Caleb, and Fjord, all staring at Jester: ...

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Bright Queen: So what are all of your powers?

Caleb: I can cast spells.

Fjord: I can summon swords.

Caduceus: I make good life decisions.

Bright Queen: That's not really-

Caleb: No, trust us. He is our most important member.

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Beau: Dairon gave me a get better card.

Jester: That's sweet.

Beau: I wasn't sick, she just thinks I can do better.

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Vex: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.

Vax: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Grog can fight in that dress either.

Grog: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Vax: I didn't drink that much last night.

Scanlan: You were flirting with Keyleth.

Vax: So what? She's my girlfriend.

Scanlan: You asked if she was single...

Scanlan: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

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Nott: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Jester: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Fjord: Drunk.

Beau: Wasted.

Caleb: Dead.

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Jester: Do dragons fart fire?

Caleb: I don't know.

Jester: I thought you went to college.

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Caduceus: “Maybe you should focus on your own health, when’s the last time you had a carrot?”

Jester: “Well, it’s my least favourite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting.”

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Burglar: If you want to live, give me all your money!

Caleb: Bold of you to assume that I want to live and that I have money.

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Percy: [rolling over and turning on the bedside lamp]

Percy: If life is unfair to everyone.. 

Percy: does that make it fair?

Vex: [hitting him with a pillow] It’s 4am, go back to sleep!

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Fjord: Everyone synchronize your watches.

Nott: I don’t know how to do that.

Caleb: I don’t wear a watch.

Caduceus: Time is a construct.

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Caleb: Is that all you care about? Money and applause?

Molly: And sex...for which I usually get applause.