Top Gun + The Onion
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Top Gun + The Onion
(Inspired by this post)
should i be scared this kind person is going to show up in my house and kill me?
Rooster: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Hangman: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Rooster: Yes.
Hangman: ...Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
(x)
Phoenix: So what's it like dating Hangman?
Rooster: Once, I asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait"
(x)
Top Gun + text posts (5/?)
Phoenix: Love is weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake.
Rooster: You're literally making a valentine's day card for Bob right now.
Phoenix, pointing a glue gun at him: You're on thin fucking ice, Bradshaw.
(x)
Top Gun + The Onion
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Phoenix: Meow?
Hangman: Meow.
Phoenix: Grown ass man.
Hangman: Bitch!
(x)
Bob, slowly takes off reading glasses:
Bob: Wow...
Fanboy: haha... what?
Bob: you're really blurry.
(x)
Rooster: How do I make a date really romantic?
Phoenix: Be mysterious.
Rooster: Okay!
*Later, while on a date with Hangman*
Hangman: So where are we going?
Rooster: None of your fucking business.
(x)
Rooster: Can I sleep in your bed?
Phoenix: Rooster, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.
(x)
Twisters ‧ 2024
Hangman: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Coyote: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
(x)
Maverick: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Rooster: One... two... three.
Maverick: ...
Rooster: ...
Maverick: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
(x)
Fanboy, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Phoenix, not looking up from her book: Really? Bob, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
(x)
Top Gun + text posts (4/?)
Bob: So is this whole thing between Rooster and Hangman supposed to be a secret?
Phoenix: Not really? I mean the only people who don't know are Rooster and Hangman, so go figure.
(x)
Hangman: Want to help me commit a felony?
Coyote: What the hell??
Hangman: Sorry, my bad.
Hangman, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?
Coyote, whispering: Of course dude, what do you need?
(x)