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@incorrectdarktower
Roland Deschain: I know you think my judgment's clouded because I like her a little bit. Cuthberth Allgood: You doodled your wedding invitation. Roland Deschain: No, thatās our joint tombstone. Cuthberth Allgood:Ā My mistake.
I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get?
Father Callahan, probably
a brief summary of The Gunslinger
Walter: bitch
Roland: blocked
Walter: wait, unblock me i have something important to tell you
Roland: unblocked, what is it
Walter: Bitch
Eddie Dean: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Roland Deschain: If you say āaddictionaryā I swear to fucking God I will shoot you. Eddie Dean: I was gonna say āhigh definitionā but yours is better.
Eddie Dean: Hey, how much money do you have?
Roland Deschain: 69 cents.
Eddie Dean: You know what that means!
Roland Deschain: [crying] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
Its true tho
lol okay
So anyway the yodeling Walmart kid is Jake Chambers
I donāt know what youāre talking about...?
The Man in Black:Ā Jake was counting counting on you.
Roland Deschain:Ā Well, that's his fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams 'you're on your own'.
Roland: I am a gunslinger! the Tower! Kill the man in black! AHHH
also Roland: tu- too- tun- tuna? tooter sandwich?? what's a tooter? what's a sandwich?
Cuthbert Allgood: Question: Given the choice of anyone in the world, who would you want as a dinner guest?
Roland Deschain: Honestly, I would choose Susan.
Cuthbert Allgood: Aww. I would choose a janitor, because I'm about to throw up.
In reference to that last ask: B/c I'm obsessive, I've looked far and wide for an actor I think could portray Roland, and while we all know that nobody would be perfect unless we could bring Michael Whelan's illustrations to life (I wish, right?), I think that Clive Owen would work best out of everyone else I've looked at. Just my two cents :)
huh........
this is actually a great suggestion..........
What do you think of this Dark Tower cast list that my friend and I came up with? Clint Eastwood's son as Roland, (younger) Leonardo DiCaprio as Eddie, Lupita Nyong'o as Susannah, and Jaeden Leiberher as Jake
Scott looks like Clint but he canāt act, plus heās too young???? I honestly think this fandom needs to stop with the idea that Roland HAS to look like Clint Eastwood. He served as a reference for the character but thatās it. I think Roland was even described as a mixture of cherokee and something else at some point in the series so that was pretty cool. Still, I have no idea who could portray the āidealā Roland, that seems impossible to me lol.
A young Leo as Eddie wouldnāt be my first choice but it doesnāt sound like a bad idea to me.
I love Lupita, sheās a great actress but I think I would prefer to see Danai Gurira or Nicole Beharie as Suze/Odetta/Detta.
Jaden is a good choice, he did a great job as Bill in It but heās too old I think, isnāt Jake like 10 years old in the books? (Iām being too picky, I know haha)
(If you have more questions you can send them to my other blog @darktowersource. This one is for silly quotes lol)
You dumbass edgelord. You fucking Hot Topic shopping piece of shit.
Roland Deschain to The Man in Black
Long time no see! Except in my revenge fantasies where I see you on an hourly basis.
Roland Deschain, to The Man in Black
Roland Deschain: If I was sick, could I do this?
Roland Deschain:Ā [staring at Eddie]
Eddie Dean: What are you doing?
Roland Deschain: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
The Dark Tower + text posts
Roland Deschain: You know, Iāll be your guide.
Jake Chambers:Ā Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?
Roland Deschain: Letās take the Lord of the Rings references, letās put them in a deep dark cave. Okay. Where no oneās gonna find them, ever.
Jake Chambers: Except Smeagol, he lives in a cave.
