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Jen: Judy, where are the two dozen cookies I made this afternoon for the party we're having in twenty minutes?
Judy: Well, see, here's the thing...there was...an emergency...and--
Jen: and you ate all two dozen cookies in one sitting while crying over a painting.
Judy: and I ate all two dozen cookies while crying over a painting, yeah.
“She’s like a perfect storm of amazing hair and terrible judgement.”
— Judy Hale on Jen Harding
I need Judy there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
— Jen Harding
[standing over Steve’s body]
Jen: Obviously, we knew the victim.
Judy: Well, we all knew the victim, but you were the one who shot him.
Jen: YOU had the dead guy’s phone!
Judy: CHARLIE is wearing the man’s dress shoes!
Charlie: I was hoping you didn’t notice that.
Henry: Look, I don’t care if we did kill Steve. I’m just happy to be a part of it.
[The first time Judy talks to the kids again after Jen kicks her out]
Judy: Alright, tell me everything I missed.
Henry: Won’t take long. Only three things happened. Charlie chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week. Mom and Grandma wore the same outfit one day. And I banned headphones from the kitchen after the Christopher Incident.
Jen: Pastor ... I think I have a crush on Judy.
Pastor Wayne: Well, congratulations! You are officially the last one to know!
Steve: Uh, Judy’s a woman and she’s straight.
Jen: That's never stopped me before, Steve. I'm so good at flipping women, they call me "The Skillet."
Abe: So what’s it like dating Jen?
Judy: Once I asked her for a glass of water while she was mad at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “Wait.”
Abe: [nods]
Christopher: Jen?
Jen: *sighs* Judy used to call me Jen.
Christopher: Yeah, because it’s your fucking name.
Jen: Raise your Hand if you thought I was dating Judy.
[entire Friends of Heaven group raises their hands]
Jen:
Jen: Judy, put your hand down.
Jen: Not much could ruin today.
Lorna: Hi Jennifer.
Jen: Oh shoot, I forgot that summons her.
[at the pool after the end of season 1]
Judy: How can you eat when there’s a dead guy just floating there?
Jen: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?
Judy: Where are you going?
Jen: To get ice cream, or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.
Jen: Judy, if we’re gonna survive tonight, you’re gonna have to harness your repressed rage.
Judy: I DON’T HAVE ANY!!!!
Jen: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.
Judy: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Jen: I’m not really much of a handmade jewelry person.
Judy: You don’t have to wear it.
Jen: No, back off. I’m wearing it forever.
Charlie (looking at Judy): That woman is a hurricane.
Jen (dreamily): She sure is.
Charlie: ... hurricanes are bad, Mom.
Jen: Maybe it’s time that I stop being so angry.
Judy: But what would you do with all your freetime?