What do you mean they didn't say that?

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I’m just gonna leave this here-

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Hyuga: I'm sexist.

Hyosuke: what does sexist mean?

Enya: it means hes afraid of sex.

Hyuga: no it doesn't!

Enya: *moaning noises*

Hyosuke: stop it Enya you're scaring him!

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Goyo: so where is this vacation headed off too? :)

The other guys: 🙃

Enya: oh, you'll find out soon enough, Goyo~

Yoshitsune: *watching Goyo get driven off with the guys, having a disappointing look* this is so...disappointing...

Hyuga: *he shrugs* since he wanted to be a clown for Halloween why not take him to the circus for a touch up. After all, he's wearing a clown costume isn't he?

Yoshitsune: Hyuga, that's his formal wear-

Hyuga: yeah, his clown outfit.

Benkei: it still sounds disappointing... Seeing Goyo getting driven off to a circus he doesn't know about.

Hyuga: oh Benkei, cant look disappointed if the clown already in the jeep.

Kazemasa: and that's the motherfucking tea.

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Yoshitsune: *having dinner with the guys*

The waiter: *comes over to them and places a huge sausage in the middle of their table*

Benkei: woah! This is the biggest sausage I've ever seen!

Yoshitsune: hmm...you know what this sausage reminds me of?

Benkei: what?

Yoshitsune: your dick ~

Benkei: *c h o kes on his drink*

The guys: *freaking looses their shit*

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Sohma: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

Sohma: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Hyosuke: what if I bite it and it dies?

Sohma: that means you're poisonous.

Benkei: what if it bites itself and I die?

Hyuga: that's voodoo.

Mizuki: ...what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Sohma: that's correlation, not causation.

Enya: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Goyo: that's kinky ~

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Benkei: they...ya know...got inmate..

Goyo: sex?

Sohma: they slept together?

Enya: they did the horizontal greased-weasel tango?

Hyuga: Enya what the fuck.

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@thirstyninjitsu gave me a bad idea

- Admin Hyosuke 💛

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