Incorrect Jurassic Park Quotes

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Alan; "What’s the best way to say “You messed up big time and need to fix this now or else” in a professional email?"

Ian; “Hello, I hope this email finds you before I do.”

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Ian; (talking about Alan) "Gosh, you know something? I get really turned on just looking at his wrists."

Ellie; "His wrists?"

Ian; "Yeah, his wrists. I don’t know why. They’re so thick and they’re so strong. … maybe something’s the matter with me."

Ellie; "It’s called being in love. And agreed."

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Alan; "Listen, kid..."

Tim; "You can call me Tim."

Alan; "I'd really rather not. If I name you, I might get attached."

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Ellie; “Sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted."

Ian; "I’m “a couple of things”."

Alan; "I'm “got distracted”."

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Detail I found while screencap hunting (and getting distracted by Sam Neill’s hands)

The dirt imbedded around Alan’s nails. These are excavator’s hands. Speaking from experience, the dirt that gets stuck around your nails can be hard to wash off and this is just a cool little detail that they’ve come straight from the excavation.

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How to flirt with palaeontologists 101

Growl like a cartoon dinosaur

“He’s so cute and weird. Let’s keep him.”

Success!

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Alan completely oblivious to anything except dinosaurs, while Ellie is busy working out how to lock Ian down as their third.

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Pure facts in the tags

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Alan completely oblivious to anything except dinosaurs, while Ellie is busy working out how to lock Ian down as their third.

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Ian; (leaning on the countertop) “Hey beautiful, come here often?”

Alan; “Is this the part where I remind you we’ve been married for four years or do I play along?”

Ian; “Play along.”

Alan; “Alright.”

Alan; “Sorry, I’m not interested. I’m married.”

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JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH (2025) dir. Gareth Edwards

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Alan Grant is the type of guy who says they are absolutely not keeping the puppy/kitten that someone brings home…only to be found having a nap with said adorable furball later.

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Kelly; "You love me, right Dad?"

Ian; "Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I'm not gonna like."

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Wu; "You're questioning my methods?"

Ian; "I'm not questioning it. I'm saying it's stupid."

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Owen; "You love me!"

Claire; "I do, against my better judgement."

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Ian; "I'm a very moderate, peaceful person."

Alan; "Yesterday you threw a chair at Dodgson."

Ian; "And that was a very moderate, peaceful compromise from the table that I was about to throw at him."

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Ellie; “Come on, I gotta show you something.”

Ellie; (turns around)

Alan; “Nice.”

Ellie; “That’s not it, but thank you.”

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Claire; "How do I run in heels? Faster than you, that's for sure."