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*i sprinkle these on the ground as if leaving crumbs for pigeons* eat up, my children
Hudson Williams dancing with Henry Wu at the Gold House Lunar New Year event on 12 February (via katxmoon)
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 128
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Dr. Henry Wu (Jurassic Park)
Alucard/Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes (Castlevania)
PROPAGANDA:
[Dr. Wu]
"I especially need Sad Cardigan Wu version. He deserves to be pregnant (derogatory) and it would fix him (maybe) (positive)."
[Alucard]
"LOOK AT THIS MAN HES GORGEOUS AND TRANSGENDER. also he can be a much better father than his father. and he deserves it. <3"
These two would blackmail each other and bash each others heads against walls before injecting illicit substances on the lab floor and that’s hot
Arguably the most meaningful conversation in the franchise since 1993.
Young Mazino for Timid (ph: Henry Wu)
my jurassic headcanons in the spirit of pride:
claire dearing: THEE trans woman bisexual who would never use either of those words comfortably. she is a “transsexual who likes people”. she’d be non-binary if the world was kinder to trans women but she’s 38 and doesn’t have time to investigate that. 95% woman/enby preference, 5% men because she doesn’t think men have rich inner lives generally #misandry. high-key demi-romantic and exclusively falls for whoever is her best friend at the moment. monogamous-leaning but could get involved with closed polyamory (throuples and shit).
owen grady: cis and het and allo but he did experiment in the navy. wasn’t really into any of it. bicurious where barry is involved however. claire keeps asking to watch. honestly probably more monogamous than claire.
maisie lockwood: nonbinary lesbian who evolves into a butch during her gender journey. she’s the kind of baby lesbian who you’d actually be more surprised if she wasn’t gay. she’s nonbinary but her gender is lesbian not any fancy label. gets gender envy from girls who pass as guys. a #realass lesbian yearner who makes those “I need a gf” posts
zia rodriguez: butch lesbian. she is not a “masc” she is a BUTCH. she is the quintessential queer not gay leftist transfeminist. proudly identifies as a dyke. she’s got something trans masc going on but butch is her gender of choice. open to poly or monogamy in a “whatever happens, happens” way.
kayla watts: masc-androgynous bisexual. has something genderqueer going on but she’s not concerned about labels. she’s just gonna do it. preference for women and gender diverse individuals but she loves love. poly leaning
franklin webb: that one very specific type of cis gay who’s nerdy and middle class with a mostly accepting family. he’s what we in the business call a “steven universe” instead of “ketamine” gay. very monogamous. not asexual or aromantic, he just gets nervous and awkward about it.
henry wu: something between gay and aromantic but he has evil science to do so he’s not really concerned with any of that. if he did introspection he’d realize he’s agender but he’s not gonna do that. probably asexual spectrum. but he’s really not thinking about any of this right now.
alan grant: old ass binary trans man who considers himself heterosexual despite having homosexual inclinations towards ian. do not ask him what a neopronoun or polyamory is because he straight up doesn’t know. he’s monogamous leaning but would be open to adding ian to the throuple
ellie sattler: old ass binary trans woman bisexual who prefers men. she’s far more hip about what the Youngins are doing in the queer community but doesn’t really consider a lot of it for herself. like alan in terms of monogamy
ian malcolm: nonbinary bisexual but he’s not very open about the nonbinary part. very open to having a mr malcolm but it just didn’t happen due gay marriage not being legal. leans towards polyamory which is why his monogamous marriages flopped
sarah harding: cis bisexual. very causal about it. doesn’t really see herself as “queer” the political class. she just happens to date women and men. pretty normie like alan but she’s a very pleasant queer elder. never considered polyamory as an option but she’s down asf when ian suggests it.
darius bowman: aromantic bisexual who’s nonbinary but not dysphoric enough to really do anything about it. like he’s not a cis man and doesn’t relate to them much but he’s not that bothered about being gendered and existing like he is. if he was born a girl he’d be the same way. he’s strictly aromantic and is only interested in qpr’s under the terms that it’s with another aromantic who won’t make it weird.
kenji kon: bisexual who went through the trans med -> nonbinary trans masc pipeline. I’m so sorry to say this but he liked kalvin garrah content. very dysphoric and (mentally) hated on non-binary people because he sucked at dealing with it. only to realize post-jwcc it was internalized transphobia about not being an “acceptable” trans man. never acted on it to others, only thought it. hasn’t really considered polyamory due to the whole trans thing.
sammy gutierrez: trans feminine lesbian. has xenogender and neopronoun tendencies in intimate circles but prefers strangers gendering her as female. pretty much no internalized queerphobia and is very open to exploring all of these aspects of herself. mostly monogamous but open to negotiated non-monogamy with her forever primary partner, yaz. mostly in the sense of letting brooklynn hang out in the relationship every few months #yasammlynn nation
yasmina fadoula: demi-girl bisexual with fem pref. identifies more with being queer than being a woman, but like darius, not super dysphoric and won’t really do anything about it. maybe she has she/they in bio. same as sammy on monogamy but despite her attraction to men, she’s not really interested in ever inviting them into the ‘cule. she loves it being a girls club.
brooklynn lastname: trans fem butch lesbian. was far more feminine in her youth due to dysphoria but began to grow into her non-conformity post-jwcc. she’s like 50% girl 50% it/xe queer lesbian Thing which fuels her butch lesbian identity. had comphet with kenji. like many trans girls, she internalized the expectation that women HAVE to like men to be women. but soyona (and yasammy) had her like oh nah this lesbian shit is fire. being a masculine woman who loves women (and who is swooned over by femmes) is far more affirming than dating a man ever was. very polyamorous which is another reason kenlynn never would’ve worked.
ben pincus: gay trans man with non-binary tendencies he’s often dysphoric on acting on. at most has comphet about “real men like women” but is not truly interested anyone who isn’t under the achilliean umbrella.
gia lastname: trans girl lesbian femme. had some reservations about her lesbianism (women HAVE to like men) but it’s just not for her. she loves when women are masculine like butches but men do nothing for her. pretty binary trans girl. wasn’t sure about polyamory at first but brooklynn introduced her to lesbian polycules and she’s thriving.
soyona santos: trans woman lesbian. she’s also part of the transsexual generation and is mildly trans med about Having The Surgery. but she also loves butches who don’t transition. it’s very strange. dating her is a cognitohazard. the first trans woman who is a trans masculine chaser? I’m only partially kidding.
the handler: trans androgynous agender lesbian but she’s not using the agender OR trans label for herself. she’d be butch if she wasn’t evil. hates men. wouldn’t be friends with one let alone date one. likes fems. but she has a weird lesbian yaoi thing going on with brooklynn.
mae turner: fem lesbian with asexual tendencies. she’s alloromantic and does desire a girlfriend but she’s kinda aspec too. maybe demi-sexual. might be a femme (also as a gender identity) instead of fem but she has research to do so she doesn’t have time to join a subculture rn.
roxie lastname: cis bisexual with fem pref. wants mae’s cookie so bad.
dave lastname: mostly aroace (maybe a little gay) but everyone thinks he’s very gay for some reason. he doesn’t really mind but he does worry about all the men he has to gently let down. he’s very kind about it to not hurt their feelings.
ronnie lastname: butch lesbian. your classic gay elder. they call her auntcle ronnie.
