I Think Im Funny

Spoopy Season Y’all [They/them pronouns] 14, Pan

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Tina: How was last night?

Chris: Not good, Gavin got drunk, started to hit on Nines, and cried when he found out Nines had a boyfriend.

Tina: But Gavin is Nines’ boyf-

Chris: I know

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Hey, so an Omaha Jewish cemetery was recently vandalized. Roughly 75 headstones were pushed off their bases and some of those were broken, with the damages at over $50,000. The temple is taking donations on their donate page, just make sure you select Cemetery Improvement Fund if you would like it to go to the cemetery. They hope to have completed the restoration by Spring of 2020.

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(article posted 11/8/19, temple still accepting donations)

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This is so wrong. Donate if you can!!

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Me: *going to bed*

Thomas: *uploads Sanders sides*

Me: I regret everything and nothing

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Cas: Well fuck me!!

Dean: if you insist

Cas: what?

Dean: what?

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Crowley: *sipping coffee* Ahhh, pumpkin spice seasonal depression. I LIVE for it.

Aziraphale:

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Virgil: because I was one of them

Me, who had called it the moment we saw Dee:

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Sam: Dean come out! We have a case

Dean: IM BI

Sam: that’s not what I mean, but I sure hope so, you’ve been dating Cas for 10 years

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Cas and Dean: *stares longingly into each other’s eyes*

Jack: how often do they do this?

Sam, crying: all the time, it never stops, the slow burn is too real

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Gavin: were all a little gay and depressed

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River: I am completely straight

Payton: sup

River: I gotta gay!

River: I mean go!

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At the Hobart household:

Payton: good morning

Georgina: hello

The dad who I don’t know the name of: morning

Twins: You all sound like robots, why not spice it up?

River, who stayed the night, if ya know what I mean: SUP BITCHES

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Payton: you’re so annoying

River: then let go of my hand

Payton: no

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Alex: it’s called fall for a reason every thing is falling

Alex: leaves, temperature, bank accounts, grades, self esteem etc.

John: …are you okay?

Alex: no

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John: I have the urge to do something stupid…

Alex: I’m REALLY stupid, do me

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Gavin: Be gay do crime

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Amy: You shouldn’t be using straws

Jake: I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment

Amy: No. That’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti…

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Payton when he finds out about River running: Oh! You think I’m cute when I’m angry?

River:

Payton: Well I’m about to get fucking gorgeous