Incorrect Fifth Harmony Quotes

they probably said this stuff to each other lets be real

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Normani: You can not sit here in the dark in a parked car. You'll get picked up for mopery.

Lauren: Mopery?

Normani: With intent to creep. Trust me, it'll kick a big hole in your future.

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Lauren: It just feels amazing to finally spread my legs and be the person that I am.

Ally: ... You just said "spread my legs."

Lauren: I just said spr- spread my wings.

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Dinah: I made marshmallow Lauren. See? Her arms are crossed because she's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying her. You like it?

Lauren [choked up]: It's okay.

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Camila, throwing her head into Lauren's lap and looking up: Tell me I'm pretty.

Lauren: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Camila: I'm not needy.

Dinah: Mila, you are the definition of needy. Remember that time you called me at three in the morning to make sure we were still friends?

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Normani: Did you do it

Dinah: Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?

Normani:

Dinah: ... Yes, I did.

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She's my best friend, she's like a sister to me, but she's a disaster

Dinah about Camila

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Camila: We're gonna lose this award.

Ally: We're not gonna lose. We can't lose, Camila. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us lose this award.

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Ally: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

Dinah: *drinking a waffle* Why?

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Normani: This is my wall of inspirational people

Dinah: That's just a picture of yourself

Normani: I'm big enough to admit that I often inspire myself

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Lauren: Did it hurt when you fell?

Camila, smirking: When I fell from heaven?

Lauren: No, when you tripped and fell in the parking lot last week

Lauren: We all saw it

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Normani: I'm surrounded by giant idiots

Lauren: Now that's a bit harsh

Lauren: I wouldn't describe Ally as "giant"

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Camila: I just kinda feel like we're meant to be together. I mean look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other

Lauren: It's 3am and you're stuck in my window. How did you even get there?

Camila: Fate, I just told you. Aren't you listening?

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Ally: Hey Lauren, do you have a bag that I could borrow?

Lauren: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Ally: Literally all you had to say was no

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Camila: Wow, Lauren is so pretty

Ally: Don't be jealous Camila, you're really pretty too

Camila: I'm not being jealous, I'm being gay

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Dinah: Oh, do me a favour. Peel this apple for me please?

Lauren: No, no I'm not gonna peel an apple for you

Dinah: But Normani always does it for me

Lauren: Why does Normani peel apples for you?

Dinah: She doesn't like for me to eat the apple with the skin on it. She said the skin is loaded with toxins

Lauren: Okay, well good news Normani is not here

Dinah: I know she's not here and that's why I need you to do it for me please, please

Lauren: Just eat it with the skin on!

Dinah, panicking: I do not like it with the skin Lauren! I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin, I'm not allowed!

Lauren: Oh my god alright if you just shut up I will peel the apple for you the way Normani likes you to eat it. Give it to me, give it to me. I'll do it the way Normani insists

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*Camila sneaking in at 3am*

Ally, flicking on the light and turning around on her chair: Where were you?

Camila: I was with Dinah

Dinah, turning around on her chair: Wanna try again?