#source: vanderpump rules

[here-comes-the-moose]

Hunter: The only thing I have holding me back is that I have self respect and dignity. Thank God for Crosshair who is unburdened by those anchors.

[incorrectfifthharmonyquotes]

Lauren: It just feels amazing to finally spread my legs and be the person that I am.

Ally: ... You just said "spread my legs."

Lauren: I just said spr- spread my wings.

[areyoureddieforittaylorsversion]

Richie: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Richie: like radiation

[fullmoonhijinks]

Jacob: Fool me once, shame on you. Jacob: Fool me twice, shame on you. Jacob: Fool me three time, like, you’re fucking dead to me!

[rwbybutincorrect]

“People think it might be weird that I joined Blake and Yang’s honeymoon, but in Vale there’s not a lot to do. I made it fun. I would have invited me too.”

~ Sun

[incorrect-organization-xiii]

Marluxia: All I can think about is how much alcohol I’m gonna need to consume to make this go smoothly.

[incorrect-web-novels]

All I can think about is how much alcohol I'm going to need to consume to make this go smoothly.

Wei Wuxian

[incorrect-purple-hyacinth]

All I can think about is how much alcohol I’m going to need to drink to make this go smoothly.

William Hawkes