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ana. 19. she/her.

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fallon: it only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

kirby: last week you forgot me at the mall

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kirby: what the fuck is wrong with you?

fallon: wow, you could start with a 'good morning'

kirby: good morning what the fuck is wrong with you

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fallon: this is a mistake

kirby, enthusiastically: a mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

fallon: but not today

kirby, still enthusiastic: oh, no. today's going to be a mess

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fallon: treat spiders the way you want to be treated

kirby: killed without hesitation

fallon: no.

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kirby: everyone has a toxic trait except me. i’m perfect.

fallon: everything about you is a toxic trait

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fallon: i really need to cut all the negative people out of my life

kirby: fallon you are the negative people in your life

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fallon: would you like to hang out sometime?

kirby: we’re doing that right now

fallon: i mean like romantically

kirby: …we’re doing that right now

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kirby: being gay is not a choice

kirby, holding fallon: but it is a game and i have won

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sam: kirby?

kirby, sighing: fallon used to call me kirby

sam: because that’s your fucking name

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fallon: why were you trying to commit arson in the first place

kirby: prometheus gifted man with fire and if i don’t use it to start problems then he’s getting his liver eaten for nothing

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kirby: i’ve never been in a snowball fight… what are you the rules?

fallon: what?

kirby: is there a point system or is it to the death?

fallon: why the fuck would it be to the death kirby

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Idk if u take requests haha but if you do could you do a hurt/comfort firby fic maybe where Kirby comforts Fallon during a storm or smth

there’s some of that in my multi chapter fic everything i wanted if you’re interested! i’m working on the last chapter so hopefully it will be up soon! https://archiveofourown.org/works/27747823/chapters/67918861

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Do you write any fanfics?

i do! i mostly write firby and bade but i have some other things up too. https://archiveofourown.org/users/ladyinprocessing/works

i have quite a few orphaned firby fics can find in my pinned thread on twitter @/firbypropaganda :)

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fallon, flirting badly: i like your name

kirby, flirting even worse: thanks i got it for my birthday

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kirby: i have never felt so wanted

fallon: you know, when people say that they don’t usually mean by THE LAW

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kirby: what goes up but never goes down?

fallon: the stress you bring to this family

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kirby: you are an awful person

fallon: maybe. but i’m rich and i’m pretty so it doesn’t really matter