"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Billy: Freddy, do you think I’m scary?
Freddy: “Scary? My god you’re Divine, give me them give me them Dope and diamonds. Diet mt dew baby New York City, never was there a girl so pretty, do you think we’ll be in love forever? do you think we’ll be in love?🎶”
Freddy: what's your computer password?
Billy: GandalfBilboThorinSmaugFiliKiliBardDwalinBucharest
Freddy: what kind of password is that?
Billy: it was saying i have to use 8 characters and a capital
Mary: why are you two holding hands?
Freddy: studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.
Mary: oh, I thought you were dating or something.
Freddy: we are.
Billy: we're also really fucking stressed.
Billy: I wonder if Freddy really likes me.
Pedro: wdym he'd literally jump off a cliff for you.
Billy: Freddy would jump off a cliff for fun.
You can not look me in the eyes and tell me agent H and agent C haven’t dated before. Those two clearly have a love/hate relationship.
Billy: I love you the most.
Freddy: Impossible! I love you the most.
Billy: Do you realize what this means?
Freddy: Yeah!
Billy & Freddy: [Starts fighting] One of us is a fucking liar!
Billy: Batson.
Freddy: Freeman.
Billy: BATSON!
Freddy: FREEMAN!
Mary: Uh, what's going on?
Eugene: They are arguing about which last name they should go with when they got married.
Pedro: So you two slept together?
Freddy: Hm. I feel like I'd remember that. Do you remember, Billy?
Billy: No.
Eugene: Double negative equals a positive. That's a yes.
Freddy: Billy, I need a favor.
Billy: As long as I don't have to strip for you again.
Pedro: Stripping?
Mary: Again?
Freddy: I was blessed the first time I laid my eyes upon you.
Billy: But you hated me.
Freddy: I still thought you were hot.
Billy: You should know, i'm not used to doing this sort of thing. I'll probably end up breaking your heart.
Freddy: Oh, I wouldn't mind, Billy Batson. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
Freddy: close your eyes, bro
Billy: uhh okay, bro
Freddy: what do you see, bro?
Billy: nothing, bro
Freddy: that's my world without you, bro
Billy: bro...
Freddy: what do you do when you can't fall asleep? Do you like have a specific song that helps?
Billy: i punch myself in the face repeatedly until it goes dark
Eugene: has anyone seen freebat?
Billy: i'm almost scared to ask, but... what's a freebat?
Freddy: hey! you can't give us a ship name without getting permission first!
Eugene: i didn't, Freddy. that's what i call the single brain cell you two share, but it seems to be missing at the moment
Freddy: hey, i have two tickets for this new movie!
Billy: i'm so happy for you, you can go twice!
Freddy:
Billy:
Eugene: so basically you say "wig" when someone says something super epic or cool
Billy: oh i see
[later]
Freddy: i've been meaning to tell you this for the longest time, but... i'm in love with you
Billy: wig
Pedro: hey, are you okay, dude?
Freddy: yeah, well, I've been thinking about Billy a lot lately, and how he just left and stuff
Freddy: and I started wondering, maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it will leave me too
