May 27, 2023
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Captain Marvel, an actual 12 year old, trying to pass as a grownup: I will take a cup of coffee please
Waitress: Alright, how would you like it?
Captain Marvel, panicking: Uh…….sunny side up?
Mary: why are you two holding hands?
Freddy: studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.
Mary: oh, I thought you were dating or something.
Freddy: we are.
Billy: we're also really fucking stressed.
Billy as Shazam accidently saves Rosa. he does better than the time he saves Mary (blurting out her name) but he doesn’t pull away and fly off because he’s concernedTM
Rosa: oh God thank you Mr. Sha- *looks up to Billy*
Billy: *accidently locks eyes with her*
Rosa:
Billy:
Rosa: you look familiar
Billy: *pulls away immediately and hovers into the air* ha so glad you are ok ma’am *thumbs up*
Rosa: . . . Billy?
Billy: ha!!! wha??? who’s Billy??!! *leans his head sideways as if he’s hearing something* oops someone needs help I gotta go
Rosa: BiLLY BATSON GET DOWN HERE
Billy: I don’t really know this Billy Bax . . . Brax . . . person. listen, I really gotta go *points behind him with his thumb* someone is in trouble I gotta go
Rosa: IF YOU DON’T GET DOWN HERE YOU ARE IN TROUBLE
Billy: sorry! can’t hear you! there’s a lot of *waves his hands* wind. stay safe! *flies away*
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Billy: Wouldn’t more than one cheez-it be called cheese-thems?
Freddy:
Billy:
Freddy: I’m not having this conversation again, it’s 4 am, go to sleep.
Billy: *mumbling under his breath* it’s a valid question.
Freddy: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t been arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Billy: Nat 20 charisma.
Freddy: That is NOT how that works.
Billy: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Freddy: YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
Freddy: Can I ask you for a favor?
Billy: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Freddy: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.