Miss Marvel (Mary) with her lunchbox, not at all happy: Yay, brownies again…
Kid Flash: You don't want it??? They look delicious, why are u sad???
Mary Marvel: Sure, i mean, yes, they are delicious. It's just that I've been eating nothing but bakery stuff all month. Ever since the League and Fawcett problems started happening at the same time, Caps is so anxious and stressed that he is baking nonstop in his free time…
Kid Flash: So... Want my sandwich for those brownies?
Anyway, Kid Flash will gossip with Flash about Marvel's stress baking situation, Flash will tell Hal that Marvel is really anxious right now because hes not really taking time off and is using the kitchen to relieve stress. And Hal will gossip with Superman that Marvel is so tired of so many problems that hes stressbaking so hard that his whole family has diabetes right now
Of course, Superman will say the same to Trinity, and they'll call a meeting to talk about how good it is to take breaks, to stop for a while when everything gets overwhelming, and to let the league know why they are a team
In the end, Captain Marvel says, "Yes, yes, I totally agree"
Superman: Oh, really…? You agree that those with bad workaholic habits should take a break?
Marvel: Yes! Of course, we are a team, we will continue to be here to protect people so that those who need it can rest without worries!
Batman: "we"?
Marvel: Yes, indeed. I know Superman was being very subtle, but I think everyone here knows that a break would help you a lot, Mr. Batman!
Wonder Woman: Actually, we called this meeting to persuade you to take a break, brother. But now that you mention it, rest would do great things for both of you
Marvel: Yeah! --Um, actually, excuse me? Me? I don't need a break. I don't get tired
Batman: Even if you're not physically tired, everyone gets overwhelmed by constant work
Marvel: Does that include you?
Batman: No
Marvel: Yeah, I'm not taking a break. I'm fine, guys! I don't even know where you got that, that i needed a break
Flash: You may look fine, but we know that when you're at home, you cant stop stressbaking to a point where your family can't even think about sugar anymore!
Wonder Woman: You're one of the most dedicated members of the League. You always show up for your monitor duties, you never ask anyone else to take over, in fact, you're one of those who always accepts to cover for others
Superman added: At one point, we had to make a rule to limit the number of monitor duties someone could take. You pulled almost a week of night shifts in a row!
Marvel looked a little embarrassed by that.
Marvel: Well, what can I say? I enjoy what I do… yeah, okay, it's been a lot lately. With league obligations, Fawcett has some new villains, drug gangs, and drug trafficking to keep an eye on… And I also help Zoom (Darla) and Circuit (Eugene) with the housework… I walk Thunder(Pedro) to his baseball practices and games… I deal with Junior (Freddy's) school problems… and I've been wanting to go shopping for new clothes with Miss (Mary) for a while now… I also got a new job… a civilian job… on top of the freelance work I started to help with the bills…
JL:
Marvel: actually i think I'll take a break. Yeah, it's not as bad as it could be
JL:
Marvel: But only If Batman takes a week to rest too!!
Just to recap some of the hcs here.
Billy is 15 years old and was homeless like all the other kids (except Mary, who lives with the Brombofiled)
The kids were adopted, and Billy still keeps in touch
He visits Darla and Eugene's backyard to chat and help with their homework with Solomon's wisdom.
He walks with Pedro to practice and never misses a game.
He waits for Freddy after school every day to defend him from bullies if they try anything
And occasionally hangs out with Mary as civilians to keep in touch with his sister
He works as a freelancer selling photos for the Whiz and was recently hired as an internthere too. Now he's even have a roof!! and a kitchen and money to bakestress, always making and sharing desserts with his siblings
Au where Billy is a literal child sacrifice and Captain Marvel is made from the soul of a dead child, even better if it's the entire Shazam Family and Captain Marvel is made from dead child soul but plural.
It was mend as a funny nod to the absolute insane situation the Vasquez family found itself in and a constant reminder not to fry the fusebox. But of course, like any remotely funny house decoration, it became some sort of an elaborate inside joke.
It all started when Eugene had a friend over, a typical hang-out where the two boys were glued to the screen playing some video game on the TV. Somewhere during the play session the game was playing some licensed music and the boy wanted to know what it was. So, like any curious person, he tried to find the answer.
“I’ll just let Shazam listen to it.”
Like instinct everyone in their vicinity turned their head towards Eugene’s friend, almost expecting lightning to burst through the ceiling and light up the entire room. But, of course, non of that happened.
“Not indoors!” Freddy yelled almost instantly. Causing the boy’s head to turn in startled confusion. It was quiet for a few seconds, until Eugene burst out laughing, the others in the living room soon to follow. The only exception was the poor boy, who was utterly confused.
Eugene afterwards showed him the cross-stitch on the wall, clearly stating ‘No Shazamming indoors’. When the boy asked why it was there Eugene shrugged “We just really hate the app”.
A little sketch i did a short while back of the Shazamily kids. I like the idea of the Justice League having to meet the ‘Champions of Magic’ only to face down these kids and pre-teens.
the Little Marvels.
if you look close, Billy is wearing one piece of clothing with each of the other kids’ colors while each of them have at least one thing with Billy’s red.
also that’s supposed to be a DS that Eugene is holding. I just suck at drawing.
Eugene survived the event in the show and somehow time traveled / was teleported to the modern day.
He meets Gi-hun.
Gi-hun thinks Eugene is In-ho messing with his head. So he’s hostile. Meanwhile Eugene just wants to know where he is and why is everything so strange.
In-ho later shows up at Gi-hun’s motel. He just wants to continue messing with Gi-hun (liar, he misses Gi-hun and can’t stay away). He sees Eugene, a man with his face, and his first thought is that Gi-hun replaced him with a knockoff.
Eugene sees In-ho, a man with his face, and thinks “what kind of sorcery is this?”
Gi-hun walks into the room and suddenly there are two In-hoes(??????????) *brain short circuits* “why are there TWO of them??????”
Everybody is confused. Nobody is having a good time.
