Freemans n Pals

Incorrect quotes blog for Half Life, HLVRAI, and Freeman's Mind. Currently has 2 mods. Icon was drawn by Mod Feetman, and the header was drawn by Mod Freemind.

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Which Freeman in the Freemanverse is the most smoochable?

gorgeous hands down

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Freerun: I have "commitment issues"? Uhh, well, The Bit begs to differ.

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I love when people are rude 'cus omg no way my turn.

- Freemind

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In the mood to tie my hair to the ceiling fan and go for a fucking spin.

- Feetman

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Freerun: I'm gonna fill your walls with beans.

Gorgeous: Oh hell yea.

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Freerun: You can never be 100% certain I'm not stalking you.

Gorgeous: That's fair!

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Judge: How do you plead? Guilty?

Freeman: [I don't know, I've never been guilty before.]

Judge: Damn, he's good.

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Not a Freemanverse related post but one I’m making anyways

Hey guys, Mod Freemind here. So, if you’re into Minecraft YouTube, you probably know about Technoblade’s death. It’s greatly upsetting, and both Feetman and I were fans of him and stuff. So, hey, maybe take this time to check on your friends and family, yeah?

And hey, maybe if you have some extra cash lying around collecting dust, why not swagify yourselves with some Technoblade merch? https://technoblade.com/

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that last post was in poor taste but rest assured it will happen again

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Are you a jellyfish sting? 'cus I wanna pee on you.

Gorgeous Freeman

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Hey, yall! I know weve been pretty dead here, but thats cus theres only 2 mods here :( so to change that up a tad I decided “what the hell” and without Feetmans permission Im seeing if any of yall would be interested in being a mod here :D

The only requirement is you have a Tumblr account. While Id like to keep with the theme of the mods being named after Freemans in different AUs, thats not a requirement c:

Please send my main ( @coffee--cake ) a DM if youre interested! Im taking at most 3 new people :D

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I bet if you give Freemind a big enough concussion he’ll start speaking in pirate talk.

I dont know if you mean me or character Freemind but Im sure we both sound like pirates when we have a concussion

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Freeman: [Do any of you know how to render?]

Freemind: I can render my enemies immobile.

Freeman: [I meant 3D computer renders, but I’ll keep you in mind for future reference.]

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forgot to follow this account like an IDIOT, but i drew this one :]

i am so sorry these pics are sideways but there is nothing i can do to help that rn😭 check under the cut LMAOKSNS

Keep reading

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REBLOGS SO FAST I LOVE THIS SM

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Freerun: Hey Freeman, did you know that 'thot' is short for 'thoughtful person'?

Freeman: [I didn't know that! How neat!]

*Later*

Freeman: [Thanks for helping me today, Feetman. You're a real thot.] :)

Feetman: I'm a what?!

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Freerun: Hey Freeman,

did you know that ‘thot’ is short

for 'thoughtful person’?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF OUR LIVES, MIND!!!! WE JUST GOT HAIKU BOTTED

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WE GOT HAIKU BOTTED HOLY FUCK

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Freerun: Hey Freeman, did you know that 'thot' is short for 'thoughtful person'?

Freeman: [I didn't know that! How neat!]

*Later*

Freeman: [Thanks for helping me today, Feetman. You're a real thot.] :)

Feetman: I'm a what?!

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Freerun: Hey Freeman,

did you know that ‘thot’ is short

for 'thoughtful person’?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF OUR LIVES, MIND!!!! WE JUST GOT HAIKU BOTTED

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Freemind: Trouble at 2 o'clock!

Freeman, checking his watch:

Freeman: [Now how do you know that?]

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Hi uhhhh could I make some art with some of your incorrect freemanverse text posts? 👉👈🥺 please?

OF COURSE BB JUST MAKE SURE YOU @ THE BLOG SO WE CAN REBLOG IT <333

- Freemind