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Just 12 rats in a cloak

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Boomer: I will not tolerate this level of foolishness!

Gen Z: Is there another level of foolishness that you'd be more comfortable with?

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Gen Z, drunk on the floor talking to their pet: You're the only motherfucker in this world who can handle me.

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Gen X: You're bleeding out! How would you rate your pain?!

Gen Z, looking at stab wound: Zero stars, would not recommend.

Millennial: Who the hell would recommend getting stabbed?!

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Gen Z: This water taste weird.

Gen X: That's vinegar.

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Millennial: Are you okay?

Gen Z: No but I'm pretty.

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*Texting*

Millennial: What are you doing?

Gen Z: Laying in bed listening to music.

Millennial: Nice, what kind?

Gen Z: Memory foam.

Millennial: No, like who's your favorite artist?

Gen Z: Picasso.

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Millennial: What did you do?

Gen Z:

Millennial: You aren't in trouble I just need to know what I'm lying to Gen X and Boomer about.

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Millennial: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Gen Z: Several traffic violations, three counts of resisting arrest, and roughly ten cans of energy drinks.

Millennial:

Gen Z: Also, I think I knocked someone out on the way here by accident.

[modogoblin]

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Boomer: What is your biggest weakness?

Gen Z: I can be uncooperative.

Boomer: Okay, can you give me an example?

Gen Z: No.

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Gen Z, pulling out a flask: You want some of this?

Millennial: Sure.

Millennial, taking a sip: Is this soup? What the fuck-

[grox]

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

[fishareglorious]

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Gen X: You're being a bad influence right now.

Gen Z: You make it sound like I was ever a good one.

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Millennial: Are you drinking enough water?

Gen Z: Sometimes my tears get into my mouth.

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Gen X: Hey guys! How's the bonding time going?

Boomer: You're the worst!

Gen Z: You sicken me!

Gen X: I see...

Gen Z: I hope you lose all your hair!

Boomer: I hope Hot Topic goes bankrupt!

Gen Z: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Millennial: Uh, Gen Z, can I ask you a question?

Gen Z: Yeah.

Millennial: Why are we laying on the ground?

Gen Z: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you that way people would think we're just chilling.

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Gen Z: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, spiders, juice-

Millennial: Spiders?

Gen Z: Spiders it is then.

Millennial: No that wasn't-

Gen Z: *pours a glass of spiders*

Millennial: *screaming*