Incorrect Girl Group Quotes

account for incorrect quotes from every gg in existence, probably some stolen lol, submissions open

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*playing scrabble*

Hyungseo: I will put my “A” down to make “A”

Chaewon: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”

Mihee: I will add to your “AT” to make “RAT”

Yooyeon: I will add to your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATOGRAPHIC”

Hyeju: *flips the board*

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Mashiro: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before

Dayeon: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Mashiro: Dayeon, please do not

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Arin: I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Binnie: you know, I’m not really a jewelry person

Arin: Oh, you don’t have to wear it

Binnie: No. I’m gonna wear it forever. Fuck off

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Chowon: I know nobody asked for my advice…

Sangah: Yet you’re still talking

Chowon: …but I agree with Sangah

Sangah: Let’s hear her out

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Yeri: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you

Wendy: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll

Seulgi: Looks like she could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

Irene: Looks like she could kill you, could actually kill you

Joy: Wants to be a sinnamon roll

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Juri: I took care of Dahyun when she was young, I practically raised her

Yeonhee: Excuse me? I was the one who packed all of her lunches, saw her off to school, tucked her in for bed, helped her with her lessons, scolded her for misbehaving-

Suyun: Well, that explains why she turned out the way she did

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Mia: Swear words are now illegal. If you say one you’ll be fined

Yiren: Heck

Mia: You’re on thin fucking ice

Yiren: ...

Mia: ...

Mia: Oh no

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Sunmi, watching a group do something dumb: Oh god what fucking idiots

Sunmi, realizing it’s the rest of Wonder Girls: Wait those are my idiots

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D.ana: When you said “magical in bed” this isn’t exactly what I was expecti-

Euijin: [holds up Queen of Hearts] was this your card?

D.ana: [softly] Holy shit

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Yoon: Yoon Seeun??? Nah what a nerd what a- [trips]

[hundreds of photos of Seeun spill out of jacket]

Yoon: What a fuckign asshole I- these aren’t mine I was just-

[gathering them up frantically sweating]

Yoon: Listen I just listen fuck-

[thousands of photos of Seeun scatter across the floor]

Yoon: Shit fcuk I’m holding them for a friend jus t LISTEN

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[in the group chat]

Karina: WHO TOOK ALL MY RED LIPSTICKS?!!

Karina: DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO

Winter: I did

Karina: .......ON A DATE?

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Chaeryeong: Ryujin, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboys. Yeji did

Yeji: [standing up] Well, a thunderstorm didn’t break the window. ChaeRYEONG DID!

Chaeryeong: YEJI HASN’T WORKED ON ANY NEW SONGS IN THREE MONTHS

Yeji: CHAERYEONG AND YUNA ARE DATING

Chaeryeong: YEJI AND LIA GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS

Ryujin: I’M IN LOVE WITH HEEJIN

Lia: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle

Yuna: I WANNA GO

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Daisy: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “Fre-sha-vaca-do”, how are you feeling?

JooE: In between “It’s an avocado, thanks.” and “How did you defeat Captain America?” but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger.” How about you?

Daisy: Probably “Road work ahead”.

Hyebin: I speak many languages, and this is not one of them

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Yena: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath

Chaekyung: We are not doing that

Jinsol: Mistlefoe

Chaekyung: Jinsol, no

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SinB: Can we go get ice cream?

Yerin: Did you ask Sowon unnie?

SinB: She said no

Yerin: Then why are you asking me?

SinB: Because she’s not the boss of you

Yerin, internally: It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap

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Dayoung: “When were you born?” Bold of you to assume I was born at all

Yeonjung: I personally was created in a lab

Soobin: Just straight up spawned

Luda: I clipped through my mother, if you will

Dawon: I was summoned

Eunseo: I was sadly born at the young age of seven, my mother being out of town at the time

Cheng Xiao: My existence is a figment of your imagination

Mei Qi: I was found in a cabbage field

Bona: I lost my memories when I came to this dimension

Exy: I gained this form after winning a bet

Yeoreum: I’m just a rock that grew legs

Xuan Yi: I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago

Seola: This has gotten out of hand

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Soyee: Okay guys, how do I ask someone out?

Hana: Roses are red, violets are blue, you should know my bed has room for two

Soyee: Oh my god, no

Nayoung: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car

Soyee: Stop it

Sally: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream

Mina: I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory