What do you mean that's not what they said?

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Mileina: Dad, look, it's the good kush!

Ian: This is the dollar store, how good could it be?

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Michael: I already named my knife Stabitha but what's a good name for a sword?

Nena: Slashley

Michael: SLASHLEY!!

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Setsuna: The Trinity siblings can be real aggressive so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching

Setsuna, blowing an airhorn at Nena: GET FUCKED

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Lyle Dylandy: I came here to fight for my family and to kick ass and I’M ALL OUT OF FAMILY

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Nena: Hey witches can one of yall teach me fireball so I can kill Wang Liu-Mei?

Regene: Dissolve some styrofoam in gasoline, it makes napalm.

Nena: Hold on isn't that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you're trying to teach me about the two?

Regene: Potion of explode your boss.

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Nena: Funny how siblings excel at different things, for instance Michael is the funny one and Johann is the successful one.

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Michael: People who tell you not to drink lava? The media. People who lie? The media. Conclusion: I am going to drink lava.

Tieria: I have no affiliation to the media and I would not advise drinking lava.

Lyle: Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people! Teach the controversy! Drink the lava!

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Allelujah: You know Tieria, underneath it all you're actually pretty nice.

Tieria: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you will be hearing from my lawyers.

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Tieria: we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

Allelujah: don’t you mean “cross that bridge”

Tieria: I fucking know what I said

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Michael: Can I stab him?

Johann: Not in public.

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Tieria: So which one of you is the older twin?

Lyle: WHY DOES IT MATTER?!

Neil: I'm the older twin.

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Lyle: So you like boys?

Neil: Yes.

Lyle: But you like girls.

Neil: Yes.

Lyle: So which one do you like?

Neil: YES.

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Neil: HE HAS A TRIPLET! I AM NOT DRUNK THERE IS THREE OF HIM!

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Tieria: Asshole!

Lyle: Yeah?

Tieria: No, not you.

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Setsuna: This, right here, is why you have a reputation of being a pain in the ass.

Michael: I've cultivated that reputation.

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Setsuna: How did you get hit in the head with PVC pipe?

Johann: My little brother threw it at me.

Setsuna: Sounds right.

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Sorry for the lack of updates

Persona 5 is out and we’re going to be glued to it for a while. This blog isn’t dead, I promise, we’re just sidetracked. We’ll be back when we burn out on goroposting.

-Mod Michael