totally real and legit heartstopper quotes

Just a fun little side blog for incorrect quotes because I went searching for one and was surprised when I didn't fine one. Open for submissions! My main/personal blog is @sonseulsoleil! 

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Welcome to Incorrect Heartstopper!

My name is Charlie! This is a sideblog, and will be primarily run on a queue set to post a few posts a day.

Please feel free to submit posts here.

Thanks, and enjoy!

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you just got creepered 8)

…..what?

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Tao: You son of a bitch.

Nick: How dare you insult my mother?! 

Tao: I meant your father.

Nick: ...

Nick: Carry on. 

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"I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird!"

Tao Xu

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Harry: I’m a weapons dealer. Sai: He went to Toys ‘R’ Us with his dad’s credit card. Harry: You want a nerf gun or a super soaker?

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Tara: Have you heard from Nick? Charlie: I'm sure everything is fine. We left him with Darcy. Tara: Those two sentences don't go together.

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Tao: I didn't think it was my place to get in the middle of someone else's business.

Elle: Since when? That's like your calling card. 1-800-NOSY.

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Tao: When I say "Netflix and Chill", I mean "Netflix and Chill." Stop trying to kiss me, watch this documentary or leave.

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Someone: Aw, you’re so cute together! Charlie: Thanks, he’s a rescue. Nick: Stop telling people that.

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Tao: Do you want me to push him in a puddle? Do want me to light his hair on fire?

Charlie: Oh my God, Tao! Why is it always your first instinct to light someone's hair on fire?

Tao: Why isn't it yours?

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New totally real quote that is in the books totally

Nick: *At Charlie's door*

Charlie: Hey!

Nick: You, me, bedroom, now.

Charlie *Blushing* sorry what? 

Tori: *Appears out of no where* Nick would say that

Nick: *REALIZATION INTENSIFIES* 

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Charlie: Are you guys flirting or fighting?

Elle: Flirting.

Tao: Fighting.

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Charlie: Mum, you are overreacting.

Jane: Overreacting? I'm overreacting? Do you see the SWAT Team behind me? Do you see helicopters circling the building? Do you see the Bat signal? I don't!

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Darcy: did you get my tacos?

Tara: what tacos?

Darcy: my taaaccccccoooooooosss

Tara: what?

Darcy: ok byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Nick: I'm not doing too well.

Charlie: What's wrong?

Nick: I have this headache that comes and goes.

[Harry and Ben enter the room]

Nick: There it is again.

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during the dreaded two weeks in the nick & charlie novella

Sai: Nick— Nick, sadly: Charlie used to call me that. Sai: That's because it's your fucking name.

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Darcy: I had a dream in which I was arrested for tax evasion, which is really weird, because I don’t even pay taxes. Tara: That's the very definition of tax evasion.