Chai: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Peppermint: Y-you were putting it in COLD WATER?
Macaron: Chai. Answer the question, Chai!
Chai: Yeah. I thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn’t realize there was an actual reason.
Kale: You think I have the patience to boil water?
Rekka: What the f- You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?
Roquefort: Why are you putting it in the microwave to BOIL it?
Kale: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Rekka: It takes less than a minute!
Zanzo: Rekka, is your stovetop powered by the fucking SUN?
Chai, to Zanzo: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Zanzo: Like, seven minutes!
Rekka: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in, like, two minutes. Less than that, and you use a sauce pan.
Macaron, to Rekka: You’re putting the whole mug on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted…
LU-C1LLE: Every single person in this conference call is a fucking lunatic…
(Without warning, Mimosa crashes through her office whilst on the back of a QA-1M1L robot.)
Mimosa: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?
