I was cursed...to be a hippie!!

Incorrect quotes blog dedicated to OUAT season 7 but will also include characters from other seasons. Submissions Welcome. sideblog to withoutapprcval.

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Gothel: We have kidnapped your friend.

Ella: I don’t have a friend?

Gothel: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off her sandwich?

Ella: Dear God, you have Drizella.

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Ella: Listen, you’re cute but you’re too enthusiastic.

Henry: But I--

Ella: Call me when you realize nothing matters.

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Alice: Butter is just food lotion. Rumple: There’s something wrong with you.

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I can't do white people for a week.

Tiana on a daily basis

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Who names a kid Drizella? It's like they expected me to be evil.

Drizella Tremaine

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Regina: Where’s Drizella? Henry: Doing stuff. Regina: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Ella? Henry: Trying to stop Drizella from doing the stuff. Regina: Anastasia? Henry: Trying to stop Ella from stopping Drizella from doing the stuff. Regina: I see. And what are you doing here, Henry? Henry: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Ana from stopping Ella from stopping Drizella from doing the stuff.

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Alice: When I asked you to bring me back a souvenir from the beach, I meant like, a shell. Robin [struggling to hold onto a seagull]: Well you didn't fucking say that!

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Anastasia: If we’re gonna stay here, you need to call Regina. Drizella: Since when do I need her help? Anastasia: You called her for directions to get here. Drizella: Which we didn’t use!

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Lady Tremaine: Tremaines don’t bottom!

Regina: Was Drizella adopted?

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I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.

Alice Jones

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Drizella: I told you that in confidence. Gothel: We don't have that kind of relationship.

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Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you for all your continued support, unfortunately it was all for nothing!

Drizella Tremaine

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Jack: Henry, we’re friends, right? Henry: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is heading somewhere and I’m not sure I like where.

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Ella: Everybody brings their own unique strengths to the table, some that even I don’t have. Tiana: You shut your mouth! You have ALL the strengths.

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I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours! And that doesn’t mean I’m not tough and smart and strong.

Alice Jones

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Drizella: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Regina: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Drizella: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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I put six things in the queue. I’m Accomplished(TM).