Everyone Is Stupid

Incorrect quotes based on an AU that I’ll explain eventually but the context clues are in some of the quotes I guess and it’s kinda a crack AU anyway but also there’s a story and this is too long why did you get this far??

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Now that this blog is public I just wanna clarify some things

This blog includes headcanons

Jack is immortal with powers of flight, teleportation, shield creation, and animal communication (all of this is explained in a completely different AU/fanfic that I don’t wanna promote rn)

Alex is kinda feminine and he’s proud of it and is valid. Also he’s Jewish.

Fenton is on the autism spectrum

Jane is pansexual

Usnavi is an ultimate memelord

Jack is unaware of what a meme even is

Lee is gay. Just... he like men. Only men.

Calvin is the name I give to the 21 Chump Street narrator/radio host

A couple more to be added later

There’s an ask blog if you want more context

It’s empty now but I just need to write a couple intros and the asks will be answered.

You can ask things now, you’ll just have to wait a bit for them to be answered

I already have a story, so no asks that could affect that please

The blog is @askinnermind (I don’t think the link will work, just search it if it doesn’t)

That’s about it for now. Thanks for reading!

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Now that this blog is public I just wanna clarify some things

This blog includes headcanons

Jack is immortal with powers of flight, teleportation, shield creation, and animal communication (all of this is explained in a completely different AU/fanfic that I don’t wanna promote rn)

Alex is kinda feminine and he’s proud of it and is valid. Also he’s Jewish.

Fenton is on the autism spectrum

Jane is pansexual

Usnavi is an ultimate memelord

Jack is unaware of what a meme even is

Lee is gay. Just... he like men. Only men.

Calvin is the name I give to the 21 Chump Street narrator/radio host

A couple more to be added later

There’s an ask blog if you want more context

It’s empty now but I just need to write a couple intros and the asks will be answered.

You can ask things now, you’ll just have to wait a bit for them to be answered

I already have a story, so no asks that could affect that please

The blog is @askinnermind (I don’t think the link will work, just search it if it doesn’t)

That’s about it for now. Thanks for reading!

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Rebloging now that this dumpster fire has gained traction

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Just gonna make a list of all the bois sexualities cuz sometimes ya just gotta

Lin- Straight (no matter how gay he acts sometimes)

Usnavi and Alex- Bisexual

Calvin- Aromantic Asexual

Jack- Straight Asexual

Jane- Pansexual Polyamorus

Fenton- Panromantic Asexual

David- Aromantic

Lee- Homosexual

Hope this helps with further quotes

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Alexander: And then he tries to ask why I assume I'm the smartest in the room.

Alexander: Well, for one, it's because I am. Only a fool would ask me that.

Alexander: And second, you're really trying to come out and critisize me for just doing my damn thing while just a year back you were trying to be me? Back off, Aaron. Fucking indecisive ass bitch.

Vanessa: ...Alex, I just asked how you were doing.

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Lin: What are you doing?

Alexander: I'm confronting the person who ruined my life.

Lin:

Lin: Alex, you're yelling at a mirror.

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Lee: Some people like to fucking curse but I don't do that shit, I like to keep it fucking clean for the kids.

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Jack: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Calvin: You're a hazard to society.

Usnavi: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Lin: So what do you all bring to the team?

Jack: I can fly.

Fenton: I shoot lasers.

Calvin: I make good life decisions

Lin: That's not really a super-

Usnavi: No, trust us, he's our most important member.

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Jack, trying to imitate Lin to not raise suspicion: I am average American man. I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk.

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Hamilton, reflecting on his time as Secretary of Treasury: I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Vanessa: Hamilton, who is a grown man and was once a decorated general, someone who struck fear into the hearts of many Redcoats, just whispered: "Oh, this is going to be so efficient," before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

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Alexander: Hail Satan!

Usnavi: Rain Satan!

Fenton: Snow Satan!

Lee: Tomorrow there’s a 90% chance of precipisatan.

Jack: It’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan.

Calvin:

Calvin: You’re all cancelled.

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Happy Birthday to this wonderful and talented former McDonalds employee and fellow leftie like myself. 40 years ago today, the world became a hetter place.

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Alex having access to the Twitter is a disaster

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Lee: EVERYONE ITS TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!

Everyone else in the system:

Alexander, a known Jew: Who’s gonna tell him?

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Usnavi: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Lin: Usnavi nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU MAKE COOKIES DUDE!

Usnavi: FLOOR IT?

Lin: USNAVI NO!

Jack: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 FOR 1 SECOND?!

Alexander: GUY’S YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

Usnavi: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKIG SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Lin: USNAVI PLEASE!

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Usnavi: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.

Lin: *smacks him upside the head*

Jack: *frantically going through his notecards to find what a vibe check is*