Incorrect Iron Leaguer

It says Iron Leaguer, but it’s mostly Silver Castle

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I could just read these quotes everyday and still I'd be laughing my ass out like damn!

:DDD

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Gold Foot: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? 

Bull Armor: >:O language 

Ryuuken: Yeah watch your fucking language 

GZ: OKAY WHO TAUGHT RYUUKEN THE FUCK WORD? 

Gold Foot: 'The fuck word'.

Juurouta: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time 

Mach Windy: Oh my god he censored it 

Top Joy: Say fuck, Juurouta. 

Mach Windy: Do it, Juurouta. Say fuck.

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GZ: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. 

Top Joy: What if it bites me and it dies!? 

Juurouta: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Top Joy, learn to listen. 

Bull Armor: What if it bites itself and I die? 

Mach Windy: That’s voodoo. 

Magnum Ace: What if it bites me and someone else dies? 

Juurouta: That’s correlation, not causation. 

Ryuuken: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? 

Mach Windy: That’s kinky. 

GZ: Oh my God.

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Magnum Ace: Why are Windy and Gold Foot sitting with their backs to each other?

Ruri: They had a fight.

Magnum Ace: Then why are they holding hands?

Ruri: They get sad when they fight.

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Mach Windy: *Screams*

Gold Foot: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Ryuuken: Should we do something?

GZ: No, I want to see who wins.

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BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Juurouta, when Magnum is doing something self sacrificial again

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You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Segal

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Top Joy: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Mach Windy: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Top Joy: Yes!

Mach Windy: ....I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Top Joy: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Gebara will and will not eat.

Mach Windy: Grass? Yes!

Top Joy: Moss? Yes!!

Mach Windy: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Top Joy: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Mach Windy: Worms? Sometimes!

Top Joy: Rocks? Usually nah.

Mach Windy: Twigs? Usually!

Top Joy: Ruri’s cooking? Inconclusive!

GZ: How did you… test this?

Top Joy: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

GZ: ...I don’t know how to feel about this.

Ruri: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Magnum: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the team

GZ: Are we stealing them?

Top Joy: New or used?

Magnum: Wonderful responses, both of you

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GZ: You should be ashamed of yourself! When I was your age-

Top Joy: When I was your size

GZ:

GZ: *leaves the room*

Top Joy:

GZ: *comes back with a ladder* Listen-

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Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Segal

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Mach Windy: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place. 

Juurouta: You people already know too much about me. 

Magnum Ace: We know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Top Joy: I can explain.

Magnum Ace: Can you?

Top Joy: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Mach Windy: You have to apologize to them

Gold Foot: Fine. 

Gold Foot: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Mach Windy: Hey Bull?

Bull Armor: Yes?

Mach Windy: Can a leaguer breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Bull Armor:

Bull Armor: Where’s Top Joy?

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Bobby: *very hurt and overheating*

Bobby: I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER!

Pick: *holds up soup*

Linky: *holds up marshmallows*

Pete: *holds up unbaked cookies*

Putt: *holds up tiny hotdogs*

Ronnie: But with great power comes with great responsibility, brother.

*This comes from the fact when leaguers are hurt, the box on their backs used to help heal them heats up and can canonically be used to cook soup