Incorrect Jrock Quotes

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Teacher: And what do you want to be when you're older, Uruha?

Uruha age 5: ... no... se? nose.

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Toshi: How many licks till I get to the center of your crystal piano?

Yoshiki: How many piano keys do you want me to shove up your ass, punk?

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hey, i feel so sad that you're not doing Diru memes anymore, they were the best 😔️ but anyway, it's your choice! thank you for making them and for making my days better, but i wanted to ask, can you do some incorrect Diru scenarios? love you! 💓

honestly, I’ve been thinking about those IncorrectDiru things for a while now so let’s get started!!! be prepared

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At an instore somewhere

Meto: I have something to say

Meto: *turns around*

Meto: *puts on a wig*

Meto: I’m Hannah Montana

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Uruha: Words ending in ‘ie’ are so cute! Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Ruki: Die.

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me: /reading/ Imai Hisashi: Guitars, Electronic, Vox and Noises

me: huh, wonder what those noises are?

imai hisashi: /screams/

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Ken: "Where’s Hyde?"

Tetsu: "Probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus,"

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Emiru: "Is 4 a lot?"

Mayu: "Depends on the context. Berries? No. Murders? Yes,"

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Teru: "I'm a man with mature interests,"

Kamijo: "Such as?"

Teru: "Politics, culture... PG-13 movies..."

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Kyo's clone while pointing at Kyo: "Shoot him! He's the clone!!"

*Die aiming at Kyo's clone*: "The real Kyo would NEVER pass up an opportunity to die!"

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Yutaka: [To Atsushi] You vampires are always like, “I could kill you if I wanted”

Yutaka:  Like, yeah? So could a human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck.

Yutaka:  You aren’t special

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Zero:  “Can we talk? One 10 to another?”

Yuuki:  “I'm an 11, but continue,”

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Kozi: "Ugh I’m claustrophobic,"

Klaha: "What does that mean?"

Kami: "It means he’s afraid of santa claus,"

Mana: "No it doesn’t,"

Yu~Ki: "HO HO HO!"

Klaha: "STOP IT YOU’RE SCARING HIM!"

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Gackt: [Walks into an art museum]

Gackt: “I’m here to donate myself,”

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“Noses are for cowards,” - Mana-Sama