Provided By Your Friends in Organization XIII

Quotes that may or may not have been said by those in Kingdom Hearts.

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Larxene: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.

Axel: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.

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Kairi: You know, I think my grandmother would be proud that we're trying to figure out her recipe. I'm sure she's looking up at us and smiling.

Sora: Looking up?

Kairi: Oh, yeah! She was nice to me, but she's in hell for sure.

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I just want you to know, I absolutely love this blog. It is so perfect, and it makes me smile. Thank you for making this blog. <3

Aw, thank you so much for sending this message in <3 I’m so glad it makes you smile and brings you joy! <3 No problem, thanks once again for sending in this message. It means a lot to know that people are smiling because of this blog.

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Saix: [with his back turned to the door] I've been expecting you, Sora.

Sora: How did you do that with your back turned?

Saix: To be perfectly honest the first couple of people I did that to weren't you.

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Riku: So, can I ask you a question?

Sora: Yeah

Riku: Why are we lying in the parking lot?

Sora: A car knocked you unconscious, so I lied down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin'.

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Xemnas: I'm Xemnas, late of a few run-ins with the Heartless Armada. Nasty business, but I won't bore you with my scars. You've met my first officer, Saix. Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave and true.

Saix: Please, Captain.

Xemnas: Oh, shut up, Saix. You know I don't mean a word of it.

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Vexen: Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?

Lexaeus: I do not.

Vexen: You do it all the time! And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams....I heard it as soon as I said it, just leave it alone.

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Saix: [sighs]

Xemnas: Breathe on your own time. I don't pay you to breathe.

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Roxas: Axel says that I have a fire inside me.

Xion: You tell him they make a cream for that.

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Vexen: That was my best idea ever!

Zexion: That was MY idea.

Vexen: Man, I'm awesome!

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Xemnas: Hey Sora, I need you to strangle some Heartless.

Sora: Yeah, sure. That sounds good.

Xemnas: Whoa, why are you being so casual about that? Killing Heartless is some hardcore evil.

Sora: I'm not falling for your junk anymore. You just like saying poop that jacks with my brain.

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Saix: Demyx, we can't keep the dog. It's a filthy disease carrier and smells like garbage.

Demyx: But I smell like garbage and you keep me!

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Roxas: Okay, what's the guitar for?

Demyx: I'm gonna teach you how to sing, Roxas!

Roxas: And I'm gonna teach you how to shut up!

Demyx: Neat! It would be like a trade!

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I have a question, what does the not hiring under your bio mean??

Well, it just necessarily means I’m not looking for help at the moment. I pretty much got this blog covered.

If, by some odd chance, that I do need help, I’ll update that to hiring now. I’ll go over that more when we get to that point but for now, Axel’s got this blog covered.

Thank you for asking!

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Seifer: Do you want to kick your own ass, or should I do it for you?

Roxas: Oh, uh, well I guess if you're giving the option, I'll kick my own ass.

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Xemnas: The Nobodies are particularly good finders.

Sora: What the hell is a Nobody?

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Xigbar: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

Zexion: It saves time.