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Trickee: Thank you.
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Hype: This is our nutcase, Trickee.
Trickee: Thank you.
Ablaze: I did a bad thing.
Trickee: Did you kill someone?
Ablaze: No!
Trickee: Did you hurt someone?
Ablaze: No!
Trickee: Did you do something stupid?
Ablaze: …. Yes.
Hype: It’s ok, we still love you.
Boom: Speak for yourself. I’d like to know the specifics before I weigh in.
Branch: Do tell, Ablaze.
Trickee: Okay, listen up, I have a foolproof plan.
Branch: Famous last words.
Branch during a bad day.
Branch: I’m not saying I hate you all, but if I had a button that would eliminate every single one of you, I wouldn’t think twice about pressing it.
Hype: That’s….surprisingly honest.
Ablaze: Okay, but where would you even get a button like that?
Boom: I could probably build one! All I need is some glitter, duct tape and enough dynamite.
Trickee: No dynamite, Boom! And Branch, if you’re so unhappy, why don’t you just leave?
Branch: Because you’d all probably burn down the forest in my absence.
Ablaze: What does “take out” mean?
Hype: Food.
Boom: Dating.
Branch: Murder.
Trickee: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
Ablaze: Boom is late again.
Hype: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Branch: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Trickee: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Ablaze: Oh boy. We may have over done it.
*Boom bursts through the door*
Boom: WHAT TIME IS IT?
*Ablaze knocking on Rhonda’s door*
John Dory: Who is it?
Ablaze: Ablaze.
John Dory: *high pitch voice* John is not here.
Ablaze: Oh come on dude, I ain’t going to hurt ya.
John Dory: You promise?
Ablaze: Just open the door John.
Branch: Trickee had a little run-in with the law in college.
Hype: He was arrested for assaulting a police officer.
Trickee: Accidentally, I fell on him.
Boom: While evading arrest for underage drinking.
Trickee: That was on purpose.
*Trickee being locked up*
Trickee: Guys let me out.
Ablaze: No.
Trickee: Why not!
Hype: Cause every time you take more than three steps, you are accused of murder.
Boom: we are getting an aneurysm.
Trickee: Oh come on. It’s only been like four times.
Branch: The fact you think that is normal is scary.
Boom: And what do we do if we have a day off from performing?
Branch: Lay in bed all day and move just enough so people don’t think you’re dead.
Boom: No. We do something adventurous like maybe going outside and what’s the best part about going outside?
Branch: Coming back inside.
Boom: No.
Officer: You get your freaking hands up!
Kismet: *holding their hands up*
Trickee: YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Hype: Shut up! We are going to go to prison.
Trickee: No, we’re not. Say the right stuff and they just send you to a mental hospital for 10 months.
Branch: I just this second realized why you do macrame instead of knitting.
Trickee: Yeah, no sharp objects on the ward. They were super strict about that.
Trickee: Let’s just recap.
Trickee: You steal my motorcycle, I don’t have you arrested. I invited you into my home, I teach you about the joys of being in a band, I’m forced to wait a hour for bagels I didn’t even want, and then I come home to find you chewing on my sister’s face.
Hype: We were kissing.
Trickee: GUILTY!!
Branch: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being an idiot… Trickee uses that line like a f*cking jump rope.
Ablaze: I’m the sexist b*tch in this therapy waiting room.
Branch: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationship.
Hype: To everyone who has treated me poorly, I am sexier than you.
Officer: You’re under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Ablaze: D*mn.
Trickee: Wait did you say three?
Officer: Yes, three.
Hype: Oh my hair. Boom fell off!