Incorrect Kpop Quotes

if we can't laugh at kpop then what can we laugh at ------------ (girl groups AND boy groups, feat. regular chat posts and some picture posts when i'm not too lazy)

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bobby: getting all my boys mood rings so i know when the homies need a hug

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chanwoo: *coughs* the rest of ikon [in a state of panic and distress]: someone call a doctor!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!! bobby: SAVE OUR PRECIOUS BOY donghyuk: [taking out his own first-aid kit] I KNOW CPR yunhyeong: [already on his way to get some cough medicine] i must help him junhoe: [dragging chanwoo to the infirmary] sAVE THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

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irene: [creates a group chat with the members called “irene’s surprise party”]

irene, typing: i deserve this

irene: [leaves the group chat]

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yugyeom: okay we gotta get through this locked door, hyung quick give me your credit card

jb: here

yugyeom, pocketing it: cool. jackson kick the door down

[we-seonamkim]

hendery and yangyang: kun-ge, we’re home! 

kun: finally. where were you two from anyway? 

yangyang: nothing, we just destroyed someone’s house and took a few items. 

kun, smiling: oh, really? I didn’t know you guys played minecraft, I could have joined you. 

hendery: kun-ge, we don’t play minecraft…? 

kun: 

yangyang: 

hendery: 

kun: …oh god no please no lucas, barging in: thE POLICE ARE OUTSIDE OUR DORM ASKING FOR YANGYANG AND HENDERY- 

ten: this will be highly interesting

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[predebut]

sm: i bet you’re wondering why i called you here today

sm: we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room

key: why are you being so vague minho and i are the only ones here

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jr: [watching baekho work out] wow i wonder why he’s so motivated today

baekho, thinking: god i'm gonna be so good at giving hugs

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xion on twitter: i’ve been told i’m too negative and hostile towards my hyungs. so to all of my hyungs out there: if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn’t think you could read

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hwanwoong: my criminal record? the only illegal thing i've done is absolutely kill it on the dance floor!

hwanwoong: ha, just kidding! i’ve killed a man

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what’s up everyone, i have been running this blog for like....a really long time lmao but it has come to pass that it is now 2020 and many events have occurred since i started posting originally.

this is basically a post to say that i will not be posting about certain idols anymore who have done inexcusable things. specifically, i have posted in the past about an idol who was complicit in crimes against women. i wrote these posts a long time before his involvement in these crimes came to light.

i do not condone his actions nor do i support him any longer. i will leave the posts up, but there will not be any more mention of him on this blog. thank you for understanding, and please feel free to unfollow if that is what you were following for.

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hoya: i searched everywhere.

woohyun: what…?

hoya: i looked through hundreds of files. searched my text messages

hoya: i even searched my wardrobe

hoya: …but i still couldn’t find where i asked for your opinion.

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cop: sir, you're under arrest for trying to carry 12 people on a single motorcycle.

s.coups: wait, what do you mean 12?

cop: 12 people.

s.coups: OH MY GOD

cop: sir?

s.coups: MINGYU FUCKING FELL OFF

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aron: how am i gonna tell pledis i lost minhyun? i'm the oldest. they're gonna think i'm the most responsible.

jr: aron, if it makes you feel any better, nobody thinks that.

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[everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]

pledis: so. who broke it? i'm not mad, i just want to know.

jr: ...i did. i broke it.

pledis: no. no, you didn't. baekho?

baekho: don't look at me. look at aron

aron: what?! i didn't break it

baekho: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?

aron: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken

baekho: suspicious.

aron: no, it's not!

aron: if it matters, probably not, but ren was the last one to use it

ren: liar! i don't even drink that crap

aron: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

ren: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, aron!

jr: okay, let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it.

pledis: no. who broke it?

baekho: well...minhyun's been awfully quiet

minhyun: really?!

[everyone starts arguing]

pledis: [being interviewed] i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

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onew: i would say, ‘get back to work,’ but you are working…

minho: yep!

taemin: [goes past on a segway, singing]

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jisung: operation WAFFLE: We’re All Friends, Friends Love Eachother

- later -

jisung: learned today that ‘each other’ is two words. so WAFFLE-O

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ren: i think i’m hallucinating because i’m pretty sure i just heard your biceps mocking me

baekho: no, that’s possible. my biceps mock a lot of people